LINDSAY WINCHERAUK
  • LINDSAY
    • LINDSAY PAGE 1
    • 2: COMING
    • 3: IMAGES
    • 4: 6 PHOTOS + SOME WORDS
    • 5: BRAIN DROPPINGS
    • 6: DINNER DATE
    • 7: THE LAB
    • 8: SING
    • 9: TIME + PEOPLE + THINGS
  • DRIVING IN REVERSE
    • DIR: AUTHOR Q + A >
      • DIR: REVIEWS
      • DIR: ABOUT THE AUTHOR
      • DIR: CONTENTS
      • DIR Preface
      • DIR: WHO'S IN THE BOOK
      • DIR: WHERE TO BUY? >
        • DIR: WHERE TO BUY? CANADA
        • DIR: WHERE TO BUY? USA
        • DIR: SIGNED COPIES
      • DIR: WIN A COPY
      • LINDSAY: EVENTS 2021 >
        • LINDSAY: 2020
        • LINDSAY: 2019
        • DIR: 2018
      • DIR: ORDER MEDIA REVIEW COPIES
      • DIR: WHAT'S NEXT
    • DRIVING IN REVERSE: SNAPSHOTS >
      • PAGE 1 >
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      • PAGE 21 >
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      • DIR CLIPPINGS >
        • DIR CLIPPINGS 2
        • DIR CLIPPINGS 3
        • DIR CLIPPINGS 4
  • GLUE
    • START
    • BEFORE FACING
    • CHAPTER 1 >
      • CHAPTER 2: IMPROBABLE
      • CHAPTER 3: GLUE
      • CHAPTER 4: WAKING
      • CHAPTER 5: BALANCE
      • CHAPTER 6: ENDING
      • CHAPTER 7: REWARD
      • CHAPTER 8: SPIN
      • CHAPTER 9: 155
      • CHAPTER 10: ACTION
    • CHAPTER 11: LOVING >
      • CHAPTER 12: BIZZARO
      • CHAPTER 14: MUM
      • CHAPTER 15: STRESS
      • CHAPTER 16: HOLD
      • CHAPTER 17: JIM
      • CHAPTER 18: ODE
      • CHAPTER 19: CLEAN SLATE
      • CHAPTER 20: A SHIRT'S TALE
    • CHAPTER 21: BREAKING >
      • CHAPTER 22: DOTS
      • CHAPTER 23: GAY BAR
      • CHAPTER 24: DOTS 2
      • CHAPTER 25: trish
      • CHAPTER 26: CLOSURE
      • CHAPTER 27: denial
      • CHAPTER 28: PUBLIC OFFICE
      • CHAPTER 29: BERT
      • CHAPTER 30: RITCHIE
    • CHAPTER 31: LOOSE ENDS >
      • CHAPTER 32: DISSEMINATION
      • CHAPTER 33: MAYBE
      • CHAPTER 34: LAUGH
      • CHAPTER 35: HERE
      • CHAPTER 36: WHERE ARE THEY NOW
      • CHAPTER 37: COMING
  • D. SAUCE
    • A: OFFER >
      • B: UNPACKING HISTORY - BROUGHTON
      • C: UNPACKING HISTORY - ASHEVILLE
      • D: A LOVE STORY
      • E: HEADING EAST TO ADVENTURE
      • F: HAROLD COURT WASN'T ALWAYS A HEARTLESS PRICK
      • G: PENELOPE + THE VEILED TREE
      • H: JARROD COURT - AN ODDLY GENUINE DUCK
      • I: ARMY LIFE
      • J: SHADOW PEOPLE
      • K: BOTTOM
      • L: LACY + TOMORROW - BAR HOPPING
      • M: BELINDA BLOWS A FUSE
    • N: UPRISING >
      • O: THE UNDERBELLY
      • P: TOXIC LOVE
      • Q: WHO AM I?
      • R: PLANNING THE PLAN
      • S: NEFARIOUS-ITY
      • T: GRIM REAPER
      • U: THE EYE OF THE STORM
      • V: COUP D'ÉTAT
      • W: COUNTDOWN
      • X: BLIND APATHY
      • Y: DIORAMA
      • Z: GOODBYE
    • a: closure >
      • b: sleep comes easy
  • 60
    • A 60-YEAR-OLD MAN RUNNING IN FLIP FLOPS >
      • COMMENCE >
        • 1. bible study >
          • 2. small talk
          • 3. social media
          • 4. amy schumer
          • 5. root canal
    • A 60-YEAR-OLD MAN WALKING >
      • 2021 VIRTUAL WALK >
        • 2021: i resolve
        • 2021 VW: January
      • 2020: MOVEMENT COVID-2020
      • A GOAL WAS SET
      • SASKATOON
      • WALKING HOME
      • STROME
      • WALKING HOME PART 2
      • AMAZING STATS
      • STORYTIME PAGE 1
      • STORYTIME PAGE 2
      • 100 WORDS
      • SCOTTY LARIN
      • GETTING PERSONAL
      • YOU GOTTA EAT
      • WE CHANGED
      • SIPS + FOOD OF THE WEEK
      • THE BONEYARD
      • WORDS
      • WE'D MAKE A PERFECT TEAM
    • A 60-YEAR-OLD MAN INTERPRETS THE BIBLE >
      • 1. GENESIS
  • VIDEO
    • QUICK RANTS
  • i think
    • ONCE UPON A TIME... >
      • LAUGH >
        • C1: PSA + COMFORT ZONE + CLIPBOARD...
        • C2: MARATHON + GARAGE SALE + TATTOO
        • C3: TRUMP + SAN JOSE + GUNS
        • C4: CYCLISTS + BRIDGE OVER + HAPPY 1st...
        • C5: MASTURBATION + PENIS PICTURES + LOVE MAKER
        • C6: CAT LADY + WHAT ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING + MY TATTOO
        • C7: HAND TEDDIES
        • C8:
        • C9:
        • C10:
      • ARC
      • MAYBE WHEN I HAVE GRANDCHILDREN >
        • C1: VANCOUVER MED
        • C2: GENERAL POPULATION
        • C3: BUCKET LIST
        • C4: NEXT OF KIN
        • C5: MONDAY WITH BERNIE
        • C6: PSA - HAPPY PILLS
        • C7: JEFFBO
        • C8: ALTHOUGH I AM CAUCASIAN
        • C9: YOU HAVE A GIRLS NAME
        • C10: LET THE GOOD + BAD FOLLOW CLOSELY BEHIND IN THE BAGGAGE CAR
      • POUTINE THE BOOK >
        • Poutine Pre-Drippings
        • Important Note
    • ME: AREN'T YOU LUCKY >
      • DARE TO DREAM >
        • HAUNTED FROM THE GRAVE
        • THE SPECIALISTS
        • FIRST TIME
      • do i look like a senior - a story >
        • Seed's Life: 1-5
        • 2 DEAD – 3 INJURED – LIFE PLANS: CANCELLED
        • 2016 WAS
    • HUMANITY + RACISM >
      • COVID-19: PSA - THE IDES OF MARCH >
        • DEAR SOCIAL MEDIA USERS
        • ARE WE THIS FLAWED?
        • kissa tanto
      • Blind Lady + Pants + Chicken + Mikes a... >
        • Just Don't Steal + I'm Not Chinese When I Drive
        • Panhandlers
        • ABAR
      • The Art of Human Interaction >
        • A CLIPBOARD PERSON MAY HAVE...
        • 24 HRS: A SHIRT'S TALE
    • WTF >
      • BLACK SHORTS + THE DISSEMINATION OF SOCIAL MEDIA - C1: HOT LEGS >
        • C2: OVERDOSE
        • C3: TRANSITIONING
        • C4: PENIS COOKIES
        • C5: SCRATCH and SNIFF
        • C6: DEMON CHASER
        • C7: DEMON CAUGHT
        • C8: REBIRTH
        • C9: FHCK
        • C10: PURGATORY
    • LIFE - HACKS + OTHER STUFF >
      • SMALL TALK
      • PONDER THIS
      • Random Thought or Suggestion
      • Seed's: Life Tip #1
    • 24 HOURS VANCOUVER >
      • 24 HRS: A SHIRT'S TALE >
        • 24: NO EXCUSES FOR ALL THAT
        • 24: DUMPED? GET SET FOR A NEW LIFE
        • 24: THE ‘SPARK IS DISAPPEARING—WHAT DO YOU DO?
        • 24: LOVE EACH OTHER AND ENJOY THE RIDE
      • 24: NATURAL DISASTERS, OIL AND DRIVE-THRUS >
        • 24: DTES - EYESORE OR OPPORTUNITY
    • POLITICS: COME FEEL THE NOISE >
      • THE PRESIDENT + CHILDREN TALKING
      • TRUMP VERSUS CANNABIS
      • WALL OR SHAG CARPETING
      • NO PLACE FOR POLITICS
      • 28 Questions about the Inauguration...
    • LOVE + SEX >
      • LOVESTRUCK
      • LADYBUG: HITCHING A RIDE
      • If it ends with a towel - it's not love
    • TRAVEL >
      • oh the places you'll go
      • Osoyoos
      • Border Wall
      • Greg from Germany Butts In
    • EXPERIMENTAL >
      • SOCIAL MEDIA - LOOK AT ME
      • Medium
      • I Was Scolded by a YouTube Book Reviewer
    • ASK SEED >
      • ASKED
      • bosom blues
      • jumbled conundrum
    • LISTS >
      • GO >
        • WORLD STATS
        • SEX?
        • CATS
      • WEATHER >
        • BC LIONS @ SASK
        • THE SPORTS PAGE
        • THE GOOD STUFF
    • WORLD >
      • NORTH AMERICA
      • Africa >
        • Africa Slides
      • Europe >
        • European Slides
        • Euro Trip - Oct 8 - Nov 7 - 2003
      • Asia >
        • Asia Slides
      • Oceania >
        • OCEANIA MAP
        • Oceania Slides
      • South America >
        • South America Slides
      • Central America >
        • Central America Slides
      • Caribbean >
        • CARIBBEAN MAP
        • Caribbean Slides
    • BE MY GUEST >
      • A fisherman and a Harvard MBA
      • what happens when you don't care
  • REVIEWS
    • i love it: 2021 >
      • i love it: page 1
      • i love it: page 2
      • i love it: page 3
    • TASTY
    • RECOMMENDED
    • YES - MAYBE - NO
    • ROCK BOTTOM
    • MY ULTIMATE BOOKS READ LIST
    • MY TOP 25 BOOKS
    • TO BE READ
    • i wrote >
      • Seed's Sketchy Relationship Theories
      • BREAKFAST TELEVISION
  • FOOD
    • EAT: FAVORITES LISTS
    • L + J's Vancouver's Top Burgers
    • EATING DURING COVID
    • DRINKING DURING COVID
    • SUIKA
    • KOKOMO + THE JUICERY
    • TAKO: REVIEW OF A REVIEW
  • MUSIC
    • FAVOURITE MUSIC
    • FAVOURITE MOVIES + TELEVISION
    • MUSIC THEME CONTEST
    • NEXT SONG - MUSIC WAITING ROOM
  • TALK
    • Social
    • STORYBOARD >
      • i think
      • EVERYTHING
      • 24 Hours Template
      • images template
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JANUARY

It’s time to clean house and resolve, the new year is upon us.

A friend of mine told me on New Year’s Eve (4 PM – socially distanced) he wants to start dating again. He said he was thinking of someone of Spanish descent—apparently, the Spanish like cooking and cleaning. 

He said it’s because self-cleaning apartments don’t exist.

To which another friend replied, “Lindsay has one.”

I do. It’s an inside joke—as inside my apartment.

Anyway, NEW YEAR. 

25 WANTS. 

Some ridiculous, others sensible (opposite of ridiculous: lame).

NUMBER 25

Make strangers laugh, daily, naturally, emphatically.
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How, especially in the SOCIAL DISTANCED WORLD?

The simple answer: just be yourself and share your smile with the world. I do epic walks daily, so, that's what I plan to do. I don't particularly like my smile, but what the hell; a positive outlook coupled with a kind heart, well...if we all smiled, perhaps the world would become a little brighter.

If my smile doesn't work, it's a good thing I'm darn funny!

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OUTCOME

Okay, here’s the thing with this resolution. It’s not so much the action as it is thinking about it and turning it into a mantra for living. Life is bleeping tough. For everyone. Of course, those who’s main concern is money and themselves…well…it’s tough for them as well, they are just too stunned to realise it because they are too busy screwing others over in pursuit of things that feed them money and…nothing more.

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Why are there letters missing?

Because they care only about money—screwing others—they don’t, bleeping care, how tough life is for others. And the clock is ticking for them just like the rest of us.

BACK TO THE RESOLUTION

If you always are thinking about making people you don’t know, or know, smile every day—it could be as simple as giving them a smile first—regardless of whatever is transpiring in your life…well…then you are without question giving something back and making the world a better place. Making others smile is more a frame of mind than an actual action, and if you enter that mind-frame, you are thinking in a positive manner!
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I do, when I walk, I think about how to make life better, not just for me, but for the strangers I pass by.

Therefore, this RESOLUTION is STAMPED: SUCCESS!
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Now at-bat for the Eastview |Braves| all-star second baseman Lindsay Wincherauk.

Lindsay can hit for power + percentage + he has a rapier-like gold glove with a penchant to turn the double play with his rocket arm. Unquestionably, he is destined for the $$$-millions of the majors—except for one thing, have you ever seen someone look this goofy in a baseball hat?

Baseball career: done.

Football: A City + Provincial + National Champion one-eyed record holding QB.

Can’t wear helmets all day.

Toque, okay—only for winter.
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Shorn head, burns, must find a hat that looks at least presentable!
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Dare to Dream

I never thought I’d go to Hawaii. I never had the burning desire. Then I went—in 2018.

Did it blow me away? No.

But, somehow, it etched a place into my psyche.

Why?

It reminds me of home, only with different, perhaps, perfect weather. That is if you love sun, sun, sun, heat, and sun.

I think what I love the most about Hawaii is as much as it is America, it’s far enough away to be different. Not there is anything wrong with America.

What’s that, have I been paying attention to the last 4-years?

Things that jumped to my attention during my two visits I absolutely loved.

  • Seeing the confused looks on Midwesterners faces when they realized all of the tourists weren’t white.
  • Almost every tourist in Oahu racing around having the exact same vacation.
  • The thought of Midwesterners believing there are still hidden gems to be found tourists have yet to find. Hidden Gem = Out of Business.

​I guess, what I really enjoyed, is the comfort of how boring this perfect island paradise is—that’s not a dreadful thing—it’s just what it is.

My dream is to live there, at least part of the year. Hopefully, Higgins (Perdita Weeks) drops by our luxurious pad for a spot of tea or a dip in our pool. Wouldn’t that be lovely.
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That’s all for now. One day my dream will come true. It must, for now it has been written!


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JANUARY

A couple of planks + a push up or two + some tennis + a walk!

SEE NUMBERS 9 + 10

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JANUARY


  • Craig Smale
  • Heather Cowie
  • Chris Arnold
  • Whitey

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I've gotten an early start on this. I've been sending out query letters to Agents + Publishers and I am happy to say I've gotten my first bite. 

First bite; is this about a fishmonger?

No.


By first bite, I am tickled pink...nah...honored to have part of my manuscript YOU requested for consideration by a major literary agent in NYC. Fingers crossed. 

And toes?

And toes!


JANUARY

Believe in self - never quit trying!

LIVE
  1. Ashley Lopez (Waxman Agency) - Requested
  2. Eric Smith (PS Literary)
  3. Sharon Belcastro (Belcastro Agency)
  4. Jess Regel (Helm Literary)
  5. Amaryah Orenstein (Go Literary)
  6. Alex Stark (Trident)
  7. Frank Wiemann (Folio)
  8. Peter Steinberg (Foundry)
  9. Gail Hochman (Brandt + Hochman)
  10. Text Publishing
  11. Atmosphere Press
  12. Jenny Bent (The Bent Agency)
  13. Ethan Ellenberg (The Ethan Ellenberg Agency)
  14. Barbara Lowenstein (Lowenstein Agency)
  15. Dorian Karchmar (William Morris Endeavor)
  16. Elizabeth Pomada (Larson Pomada Literary Agency)
  17. Daniel Lazer (Writers House)
  18. Faye Bender (Faye Bender Literary Agency)
  19. Julie Barer (Barer Literary)
  20. Scott Miller (Trident Media Group)
  21. Daniel Mandel (Sanford J. Greenburger)
  22. Theresa Park (The Park Literary Group)
  23. Elyse Cheeney (Elyse Cheeney Literary Associates
  24. Miriam Goderich (Dystel + Goderich) (15)
  25. Barbara Braun (BB ASSOCIATES)​
  26. Michael Choate (The Choate Agency)
  27. Paul Cirone (Friedrich Agency) (16)
  28. Lucy Childs (Aaron M. Priest)
  29. Jennie Dunham (Dunham Agency)
rejected
  1. Andrea Somberg
  2. Coffeetown Press
  3. Chicago Review 
  4. Annie Bomke (AB Literary Agency)
  5. Warren Fraser (John Hawkins + Associates)
  6. Amy Bishop (Dystel + Goderich)
  7. Quirk Books

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​SEE 10

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  1. ​The Bookshop - Penelope Fitzgerald
  2. Talking Animals - Joni Murphy 
  3. ​Home Fire - Kamila Shamsie
  4. How to Slowly Kill Yourself and Others in America - Kies Laymon

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JANUARY
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  • 1st-9th
  • 1225 Richards to (1) New Westminster (12.18 miles) - Next Stop - (2) Blaine Washington.
  • Passed (2) Blaine Washington - 33.37 miles - Next Stop - (3) Bellingham Washington (55.05 miles).
  • 113,244 steps.
  • Passed (3) Bellingham Washington (55.05 miles) - Next Stop - (4) Seattle Washington (147.26 miles).
  • 10th
  • 104.65 miles. 
  • 12th
  • 267,700 steps.
  • Passed ​(4) Se​attle Washington (147.26 miles) - Next Stop - ​​​​Tacoma WA (179.58 miles)
  • 153.48 Total Miles.
  • 16th
  • 32.07 Laps of Vancouver's Seawall
  • 17th
  • ​Passed ​(5) Tacoma WA (179.58 miles) - Next Stop - (6) Centralia WA (233.01 miles)
  • 191.80 Total Miles
  • 22nd
  • ​Passed ​(6) Centralia WA (233.01 miles) - Next Stop - (7) Vancouver WA (323.11 miles)
  • TOTALS: 511.429 STEPS ~ 245.04 MILES ~ 43.82 SEAWALL LAPS ~ 156 PUSH UPS ~ 542 ELEVATIONS
  • BOOK READ: How to Slowly Kill Yourself AND Others in America - Kiese Laymon
  • Currently Reading: The Plague + White Trash

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