LINDSAY WINCHERAUK
  • LINDSAY
    • LINDSAY PAGE 1
    • 2: COMING
    • 3: IMAGES
    • 4: 6 PHOTOS + SOME WORDS
    • 5: BRAIN DROPPINGS
    • 6: DINNER DATE
    • 7: THE LAB
    • 8: SING
    • 9: TIME + PEOPLE + THINGS
  • DRIVING IN REVERSE
    • DIR: AUTHOR Q + A >
      • DIR: REVIEWS
      • DIR: ABOUT THE AUTHOR
      • DIR: CONTENTS
      • DIR Preface
      • DIR: WHO'S IN THE BOOK
      • DIR: WHERE TO BUY? >
        • DIR: WHERE TO BUY? CANADA
        • DIR: WHERE TO BUY? USA
        • DIR: SIGNED COPIES
      • DIR: WIN A COPY
      • LINDSAY: EVENTS 2021 >
        • LINDSAY: 2020
        • LINDSAY: 2019
        • DIR: 2018
      • DIR: ORDER MEDIA REVIEW COPIES
      • DIR: WHAT'S NEXT
    • DRIVING IN REVERSE: SNAPSHOTS >
      • PAGE 1 >
        • PAGE 2
        • PAGE 3
        • PAGE 4
        • PAGE 5
        • PAGE 6
        • PAGE 7
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        • PAGE 9
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      • PAGE 11 >
        • PAGE 12
        • PAGE 13
        • PAGE 14
        • PAGE 15
        • PAGE 16
        • PAGE 17
        • PAGE 18
        • PAGE 19
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      • PAGE 21 >
        • PAGE 22
        • PAGE 23
        • PAGE 24
        • PAGE 25
      • DIR CLIPPINGS >
        • DIR CLIPPINGS 2
        • DIR CLIPPINGS 3
        • DIR CLIPPINGS 4
  • GLUE
    • START
    • BEFORE FACING
    • CHAPTER 1 >
      • CHAPTER 2: IMPROBABLE
      • CHAPTER 3: GLUE
      • CHAPTER 4: WAKING
      • CHAPTER 5: BALANCE
      • CHAPTER 6: ENDING
      • CHAPTER 7: REWARD
      • CHAPTER 8: SPIN
      • CHAPTER 9: 155
      • CHAPTER 10: ACTION
    • CHAPTER 11: LOVING >
      • CHAPTER 12: BIZZARO
      • CHAPTER 14: MUM
      • CHAPTER 15: STRESS
      • CHAPTER 16: HOLD
      • CHAPTER 17: JIM
      • CHAPTER 18: ODE
      • CHAPTER 19: CLEAN SLATE
      • CHAPTER 20: A SHIRT'S TALE
    • CHAPTER 21: BREAKING >
      • CHAPTER 22: DOTS
      • CHAPTER 23: GAY BAR
      • CHAPTER 24: DOTS 2
      • CHAPTER 25: trish
      • CHAPTER 26: CLOSURE
      • CHAPTER 27: denial
      • CHAPTER 28: PUBLIC OFFICE
      • CHAPTER 29: BERT
      • CHAPTER 30: RITCHIE
    • CHAPTER 31: LOOSE ENDS >
      • CHAPTER 32: DISSEMINATION
      • CHAPTER 33: MAYBE
      • CHAPTER 34: LAUGH
      • CHAPTER 35: HERE
      • CHAPTER 36: WHERE ARE THEY NOW
      • CHAPTER 37: COMING
  • D. SAUCE
    • A: OFFER >
      • B: UNPACKING HISTORY - BROUGHTON
      • C: UNPACKING HISTORY - ASHEVILLE
      • D: A LOVE STORY
      • E: HEADING EAST TO ADVENTURE
      • F: HAROLD COURT WASN'T ALWAYS A HEARTLESS PRICK
      • G: PENELOPE + THE VEILED TREE
      • H: JARROD COURT - AN ODDLY GENUINE DUCK
      • I: ARMY LIFE
      • J: SHADOW PEOPLE
      • K: BOTTOM
      • L: LACY + TOMORROW - BAR HOPPING
      • M: BELINDA BLOWS A FUSE
    • N: UPRISING >
      • O: THE UNDERBELLY
      • P: TOXIC LOVE
      • Q: WHO AM I?
      • R: PLANNING THE PLAN
      • S: NEFARIOUS-ITY
      • T: GRIM REAPER
      • U: THE EYE OF THE STORM
      • V: COUP D'ÉTAT
      • W: COUNTDOWN
      • X: BLIND APATHY
      • Y: DIORAMA
      • Z: GOODBYE
    • a: closure >
      • b: sleep comes easy
  • 60
    • A 60-YEAR-OLD MAN RUNNING IN FLIP FLOPS >
      • COMMENCE >
        • 1. bible study >
          • 2. small talk
          • 3. social media
          • 4. amy schumer
          • 5. root canal
    • A 60-YEAR-OLD MAN WALKING >
      • 2021 VIRTUAL WALK >
        • 2021: i resolve
        • 2021 VW: January
      • 2020: MOVEMENT COVID-2020
      • A GOAL WAS SET
      • SASKATOON
      • WALKING HOME
      • STROME
      • WALKING HOME PART 2
      • AMAZING STATS
      • STORYTIME PAGE 1
      • STORYTIME PAGE 2
      • 100 WORDS
      • SCOTTY LARIN
      • GETTING PERSONAL
      • YOU GOTTA EAT
      • WE CHANGED
      • SIPS + FOOD OF THE WEEK
      • THE BONEYARD
      • WORDS
      • WE'D MAKE A PERFECT TEAM
    • A 60-YEAR-OLD MAN INTERPRETS THE BIBLE >
      • 1. GENESIS
  • VIDEO
    • QUICK RANTS
  • i think
    • ONCE UPON A TIME... >
      • LAUGH >
        • C1: PSA + COMFORT ZONE + CLIPBOARD...
        • C2: MARATHON + GARAGE SALE + TATTOO
        • C3: TRUMP + SAN JOSE + GUNS
        • C4: CYCLISTS + BRIDGE OVER + HAPPY 1st...
        • C5: MASTURBATION + PENIS PICTURES + LOVE MAKER
        • C6: CAT LADY + WHAT ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING + MY TATTOO
        • C7: HAND TEDDIES
        • C8:
        • C9:
        • C10:
      • ARC
      • MAYBE WHEN I HAVE GRANDCHILDREN >
        • C1: VANCOUVER MED
        • C2: GENERAL POPULATION
        • C3: BUCKET LIST
        • C4: NEXT OF KIN
        • C5: MONDAY WITH BERNIE
        • C6: PSA - HAPPY PILLS
        • C7: JEFFBO
        • C8: ALTHOUGH I AM CAUCASIAN
        • C9: YOU HAVE A GIRLS NAME
        • C10: LET THE GOOD + BAD FOLLOW CLOSELY BEHIND IN THE BAGGAGE CAR
      • POUTINE THE BOOK >
        • Poutine Pre-Drippings
        • Important Note
    • ME: AREN'T YOU LUCKY >
      • DARE TO DREAM >
        • HAUNTED FROM THE GRAVE
        • THE SPECIALISTS
        • FIRST TIME
      • do i look like a senior - a story >
        • Seed's Life: 1-5
        • 2 DEAD – 3 INJURED – LIFE PLANS: CANCELLED
        • 2016 WAS
    • HUMANITY + RACISM >
      • COVID-19: PSA - THE IDES OF MARCH >
        • DEAR SOCIAL MEDIA USERS
        • ARE WE THIS FLAWED?
        • kissa tanto
      • Blind Lady + Pants + Chicken + Mikes a... >
        • Just Don't Steal + I'm Not Chinese When I Drive
        • Panhandlers
        • ABAR
      • The Art of Human Interaction >
        • A CLIPBOARD PERSON MAY HAVE...
        • 24 HRS: A SHIRT'S TALE
    • WTF >
      • BLACK SHORTS + THE DISSEMINATION OF SOCIAL MEDIA - C1: HOT LEGS >
        • C2: OVERDOSE
        • C3: TRANSITIONING
        • C4: PENIS COOKIES
        • C5: SCRATCH and SNIFF
        • C6: DEMON CHASER
        • C7: DEMON CAUGHT
        • C8: REBIRTH
        • C9: FHCK
        • C10: PURGATORY
    • LIFE - HACKS + OTHER STUFF >
      • SMALL TALK
      • PONDER THIS
      • Random Thought or Suggestion
      • Seed's: Life Tip #1
    • 24 HOURS VANCOUVER >
      • 24 HRS: A SHIRT'S TALE >
        • 24: NO EXCUSES FOR ALL THAT
        • 24: DUMPED? GET SET FOR A NEW LIFE
        • 24: THE ‘SPARK IS DISAPPEARING—WHAT DO YOU DO?
        • 24: LOVE EACH OTHER AND ENJOY THE RIDE
      • 24: NATURAL DISASTERS, OIL AND DRIVE-THRUS >
        • 24: DTES - EYESORE OR OPPORTUNITY
    • POLITICS: COME FEEL THE NOISE >
      • THE PRESIDENT + CHILDREN TALKING
      • TRUMP VERSUS CANNABIS
      • WALL OR SHAG CARPETING
      • NO PLACE FOR POLITICS
      • 28 Questions about the Inauguration...
    • LOVE + SEX >
      • LOVESTRUCK
      • LADYBUG: HITCHING A RIDE
      • If it ends with a towel - it's not love
    • TRAVEL >
      • oh the places you'll go
      • Osoyoos
      • Border Wall
      • Greg from Germany Butts In
    • EXPERIMENTAL >
      • SOCIAL MEDIA - LOOK AT ME
      • Medium
      • I Was Scolded by a YouTube Book Reviewer
    • ASK SEED >
      • ASKED
      • bosom blues
      • jumbled conundrum
    • LISTS >
      • GO >
        • WORLD STATS
        • SEX?
        • CATS
      • WEATHER >
        • BC LIONS @ SASK
        • THE SPORTS PAGE
        • THE GOOD STUFF
    • WORLD >
      • NORTH AMERICA
      • Africa >
        • Africa Slides
      • Europe >
        • European Slides
        • Euro Trip - Oct 8 - Nov 7 - 2003
      • Asia >
        • Asia Slides
      • Oceania >
        • OCEANIA MAP
        • Oceania Slides
      • South America >
        • South America Slides
      • Central America >
        • Central America Slides
      • Caribbean >
        • CARIBBEAN MAP
        • Caribbean Slides
    • BE MY GUEST >
      • A fisherman and a Harvard MBA
      • what happens when you don't care
  • REVIEWS
    • i love it: 2021 >
      • i love it: page 1
      • i love it: page 2
      • i love it: page 3
    • TASTY
    • RECOMMENDED
    • YES - MAYBE - NO
    • ROCK BOTTOM
    • MY ULTIMATE BOOKS READ LIST
    • MY TOP 25 BOOKS
    • TO BE READ
    • i wrote >
      • Seed's Sketchy Relationship Theories
      • BREAKFAST TELEVISION
  • FOOD
    • EAT: FAVORITES LISTS
    • L + J's Vancouver's Top Burgers
    • EATING DURING COVID
    • DRINKING DURING COVID
    • SUIKA
    • KOKOMO + THE JUICERY
    • TAKO: REVIEW OF A REVIEW
  • MUSIC
    • FAVOURITE MUSIC
    • FAVOURITE MOVIES + TELEVISION
    • MUSIC THEME CONTEST
    • NEXT SONG - MUSIC WAITING ROOM
  • TALK
    • Social
    • STORYBOARD >
      • i think
      • EVERYTHING
      • 24 Hours Template
      • images template
Time in Vancouver:

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I SIT ON MY PERCH AND LOOK DOWN UPON THE WORLD

That would be one epically high perch. Need I say, you don’t have a perch?

I am not a fan of I, the word that is—I need to vent.

The wind blasts. My hair flutters. My hair is shorn, there is no flutter.

I am a story cobbler: real stories, often imagined, sometimes non, blended, an unfurling of my soul.

​They now belong to you. I lay bare. I’m vulnerable.

I want to share humour, but a virus strikes. A fucking virus strikes.

I want to be bold, but I fear for my livelihood.

I share this because it is all I know. I want us to come together, to relate, to cry, to laugh, to sing, to cringe, to be more.

This is a collection of essays’ - often atmospheric, ephemeral, real.

This jumps from thought to thought to thought and comes back to whole again in a single line.

This is you. It’s me. It’s her. It’s him. It’s all.

This is angry, unyielding, punishing, hilarious, visceral—relentlessly weird, dramatic.

I want to cry. I do.

I want to love. I do. I’m grateful it is returned.

This is a revelation, a scrapbook of my mind, my life, the lives of others. I want this to be boundless, limitless, cleansing, freeing.

This is a hug + a kiss + a laugh + a reason to turn to the next page.
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This is called life. 

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COMMENCE
1. bible study
2. small talk
3. social media
4. amy schumer

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5. root canal
6. perdita
7. haunted from the grave
8. the specialists

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9. the dick
10. border wall
11. i'm not chinese when i drive
12. blind lady + pants + panhandling
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DISCLAIMER

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(13) 14. lovestruck
15. ladybug
16. if it ends with a towel - it's not love
17. hooker box

18. beyond the meet - when you craves something a bit deeper
19. bath
20. bosom blues
21. human zoo

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22. fat blob

last. family

COMMENCE
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