LINDSAY WINCHERAUK
  • LINDSAY
    • LINDSAY PAGE 1
    • 2: COMING
    • 3: IMAGES
    • 4: 6 PHOTOS + SOME WORDS
    • 5: BRAIN DROPPINGS
    • 6: DINNER DATE
    • 7: THE LAB
    • 8: SING
    • 9: TIME + PEOPLE + THINGS
  • DRIVING IN REVERSE
    • DIR: AUTHOR Q + A >
      • DIR: REVIEWS
      • DIR: ABOUT THE AUTHOR
      • DIR: CONTENTS
      • DIR Preface
      • DIR: WHO'S IN THE BOOK
      • DIR: WHERE TO BUY? >
        • DIR: WHERE TO BUY? CANADA
        • DIR: WHERE TO BUY? USA
        • DIR: SIGNED COPIES
      • DIR: WIN A COPY
      • LINDSAY: EVENTS 2021 >
        • LINDSAY: 2020
        • LINDSAY: 2019
        • DIR: 2018
      • DIR: ORDER MEDIA REVIEW COPIES
      • DIR: WHAT'S NEXT
    • DRIVING IN REVERSE: SNAPSHOTS >
      • PAGE 1 >
        • PAGE 2
        • PAGE 3
        • PAGE 4
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        • PAGE 7
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        • PAGE 9
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      • PAGE 11 >
        • PAGE 12
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        • PAGE 15
        • PAGE 16
        • PAGE 17
        • PAGE 18
        • PAGE 19
        • PAGE 20
      • PAGE 21 >
        • PAGE 22
        • PAGE 23
        • PAGE 24
        • PAGE 25
      • DIR CLIPPINGS >
        • DIR CLIPPINGS 2
        • DIR CLIPPINGS 3
        • DIR CLIPPINGS 4
  • GLUE
    • START
    • BEFORE FACING
    • CHAPTER 1 >
      • CHAPTER 2: IMPROBABLE
      • CHAPTER 3: GLUE
      • CHAPTER 4: WAKING
      • CHAPTER 5: BALANCE
      • CHAPTER 6: ENDING
      • CHAPTER 7: REWARD
      • CHAPTER 8: SPIN
      • CHAPTER 9: 155
      • CHAPTER 10: ACTION
    • CHAPTER 11: LOVING >
      • CHAPTER 12: BIZZARO
      • CHAPTER 14: MUM
      • CHAPTER 15: STRESS
      • CHAPTER 16: HOLD
      • CHAPTER 17: JIM
      • CHAPTER 18: ODE
      • CHAPTER 19: CLEAN SLATE
      • CHAPTER 20: A SHIRT'S TALE
    • CHAPTER 21: BREAKING >
      • CHAPTER 22: DOTS
      • CHAPTER 23: GAY BAR
      • CHAPTER 24: DOTS 2
      • CHAPTER 25: trish
      • CHAPTER 26: CLOSURE
      • CHAPTER 27: denial
      • CHAPTER 28: PUBLIC OFFICE
      • CHAPTER 29: BERT
      • CHAPTER 30: RITCHIE
    • CHAPTER 31: LOOSE ENDS >
      • CHAPTER 32: DISSEMINATION
      • CHAPTER 33: MAYBE
      • CHAPTER 34: LAUGH
      • CHAPTER 35: HERE
      • CHAPTER 36: WHERE ARE THEY NOW
      • CHAPTER 37: COMING
  • D. SAUCE
    • A: OFFER >
      • B: UNPACKING HISTORY - BROUGHTON
      • C: UNPACKING HISTORY - ASHEVILLE
      • D: A LOVE STORY
      • E: HEADING EAST TO ADVENTURE
      • F: HAROLD COURT WASN'T ALWAYS A HEARTLESS PRICK
      • G: PENELOPE + THE VEILED TREE
      • H: JARROD COURT - AN ODDLY GENUINE DUCK
      • I: ARMY LIFE
      • J: SHADOW PEOPLE
      • K: BOTTOM
      • L: LACY + TOMORROW - BAR HOPPING
      • M: BELINDA BLOWS A FUSE
    • N: UPRISING >
      • O: THE UNDERBELLY
      • P: TOXIC LOVE
      • Q: WHO AM I?
      • R: PLANNING THE PLAN
      • S: NEFARIOUS-ITY
      • T: GRIM REAPER
      • U: THE EYE OF THE STORM
      • V: COUP D'ÉTAT
      • W: COUNTDOWN
      • X: BLIND APATHY
      • Y: DIORAMA
      • Z: GOODBYE
    • a: closure >
      • b: sleep comes easy
  • 60
    • A 60-YEAR-OLD MAN RUNNING IN FLIP FLOPS >
      • COMMENCE >
        • 1. bible study >
          • 2. small talk
          • 3. social media
          • 4. amy schumer
          • 5. root canal
    • A 60-YEAR-OLD MAN WALKING >
      • 2021 VIRTUAL WALK >
        • 2021: i resolve
        • 2021 VW: January
        • 2021 VW: February
        • 2021 VW: March
        • 2021 VW: April
        • 2021 VW: May
        • 2021 VW: June
        • 2021 VW: July
        • 2021 VW: August
        • 2021 VW: September
        • 2021 VW: October
        • 2021 VW: November
        • 2021 VW: December
      • 2020: MOVEMENT COVID-2020
      • A GOAL WAS SET
      • SASKATOON
      • WALKING HOME
      • STROME
      • WALKING HOME PART 2
      • AMAZING STATS
      • STORYTIME PAGE 1
      • STORYTIME PAGE 2
      • 100 WORDS OR THEREABOUT
      • SCOTTY LARIN
      • GETTING PERSONAL
      • YOU GOTTA EAT
      • WE CHANGED
      • SIPS + FOOD OF THE WEEK
      • THE BONEYARD
      • WORDS
      • WE'D MAKE A PERFECT TEAM
    • A 60-YEAR-OLD MAN INTERPRETS THE BIBLE >
      • 1. GENESIS
  • VIDEO
    • QUICK RANTS
  • i think
    • ONCE UPON A TIME... >
      • LAUGH >
        • C1: PSA + COMFORT ZONE + CLIPBOARD...
        • C2: MARATHON + GARAGE SALE + TATTOO
        • C3: TRUMP + SAN JOSE + GUNS
        • C4: CYCLISTS + BRIDGE OVER + HAPPY 1st...
        • C5: MASTURBATION + PENIS PICTURES + LOVE MAKER
        • C6: CAT LADY + WHAT ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING + MY TATTOO
        • C7: HAND TEDDIES
        • C8:
        • C9:
        • C10:
      • ARC
      • MAYBE WHEN I HAVE GRANDCHILDREN >
        • C1: VANCOUVER MED
        • C2: GENERAL POPULATION
        • C3: BUCKET LIST
        • C4: NEXT OF KIN
        • C5: MONDAY WITH BERNIE
        • C6: PSA - HAPPY PILLS
        • C7: JEFFBO
        • C8: ALTHOUGH I AM CAUCASIAN
        • C9: YOU HAVE A GIRLS NAME
        • C10: LET THE GOOD + BAD FOLLOW CLOSELY BEHIND IN THE BAGGAGE CAR
      • POUTINE THE BOOK >
        • Poutine Pre-Drippings
        • Important Note
    • ME: AREN'T YOU LUCKY >
      • DARE TO DREAM >
        • HAUNTED FROM THE GRAVE
        • THE SPECIALISTS
        • FIRST TIME
      • do i look like a senior - a story >
        • Seed's Life: 1-5
        • 2 DEAD – 3 INJURED – LIFE PLANS: CANCELLED
        • 2016 WAS
    • HUMANITY + RACISM >
      • COVID-19: PSA - THE IDES OF MARCH >
        • DEAR SOCIAL MEDIA USERS
        • ARE WE THIS FLAWED?
        • kissa tanto
      • Blind Lady + Pants + Chicken + Mikes a... >
        • Just Don't Steal + I'm Not Chinese When I Drive
        • Panhandlers
        • ABAR
      • The Art of Human Interaction >
        • A CLIPBOARD PERSON MAY HAVE...
        • 24 HRS: A SHIRT'S TALE
    • WTF >
      • BLACK SHORTS + THE DISSEMINATION OF SOCIAL MEDIA - C1: HOT LEGS >
        • C2: OVERDOSE
        • C3: TRANSITIONING
        • C4: PENIS COOKIES
        • C5: SCRATCH and SNIFF
        • C6: DEMON CHASER
        • C7: DEMON CAUGHT
        • C8: REBIRTH
        • C9: FHCK
        • C10: PURGATORY
    • LIFE - HACKS + OTHER STUFF >
      • SMALL TALK
      • PONDER THIS
      • Random Thought or Suggestion
      • Seed's: Life Tip #1
    • 24 HOURS VANCOUVER >
      • 24 HRS: A SHIRT'S TALE >
        • 24: NO EXCUSES FOR ALL THAT
        • 24: DUMPED? GET SET FOR A NEW LIFE
        • 24: THE ‘SPARK IS DISAPPEARING—WHAT DO YOU DO?
        • 24: LOVE EACH OTHER AND ENJOY THE RIDE
      • 24: NATURAL DISASTERS, OIL AND DRIVE-THRUS >
        • 24: DTES - EYESORE OR OPPORTUNITY
    • POLITICS: COME FEEL THE NOISE >
      • THE PRESIDENT + CHILDREN TALKING
      • TRUMP VERSUS CANNABIS
      • WALL OR SHAG CARPETING
      • NO PLACE FOR POLITICS
      • 28 Questions about the Inauguration...
    • LOVE + SEX >
      • LOVESTRUCK
      • LADYBUG: HITCHING A RIDE
      • If it ends with a towel - it's not love
    • TRAVEL >
      • oh the places you'll go
      • Osoyoos
      • Border Wall
      • Greg from Germany Butts In
    • EXPERIMENTAL >
      • SOCIAL MEDIA - LOOK AT ME
      • Medium
      • I Was Scolded by a YouTube Book Reviewer
    • ASK SEED >
      • ASKED
      • bosom blues
      • jumbled conundrum
    • LISTS >
      • GO >
        • WORLD STATS
        • SEX?
        • CATS
      • WEATHER >
        • BC LIONS @ SASK
        • THE SPORTS PAGE
        • THE GOOD STUFF
    • WORLD >
      • NORTH AMERICA
      • Africa >
        • Africa Slides
      • Europe >
        • European Slides
        • Euro Trip - Oct 8 - Nov 7 - 2003
      • Asia >
        • Asia Slides
      • Oceania >
        • OCEANIA MAP
        • Oceania Slides
      • South America >
        • South America Slides
      • Central America >
        • Central America Slides
      • Caribbean >
        • CARIBBEAN MAP
        • Caribbean Slides
    • BE MY GUEST >
      • A fisherman and a Harvard MBA
      • what happens when you don't care
  • REVIEWS
    • i love it: 2021 >
      • i love it: page 1
      • i love it: page 2
      • i love it: page 3
    • TASTY
    • RECOMMENDED
    • YES - MAYBE - NO
    • ROCK BOTTOM
    • MY ULTIMATE BOOKS READ LIST
    • MY TOP 25 BOOKS
    • TO BE READ
    • i wrote >
      • Seed's Sketchy Relationship Theories
      • BREAKFAST TELEVISION
  • FOOD
    • EAT: FAVORITES LISTS
    • L + J's Vancouver's Top Burgers
    • EATING DURING COVID
    • DRINKING DURING COVID
    • SUIKA
    • KOKOMO + THE JUICERY
    • TAKO: REVIEW OF A REVIEW
  • MUSIC
    • FAVOURITE MUSIC
    • FAVOURITE MOVIES + TELEVISION
    • MUSIC THEME CONTEST
    • NEXT SONG - MUSIC WAITING ROOM
  • TALK
    • Social
    • STORYBOARD >
      • i think
      • EVERYTHING
      • 24 Hours Template
      • images template

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DISCLAIMER

​Every word on this website is a work of fiction.

Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

Bullies are lurking. 

READ MY 2021 RESOLUTIONS HERE

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2021

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EPISODE 3

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Like most, Lindsay started out small.

That's some mighty fine writing. 

He was born the seventh child—Lucky Number 7, with three sisters + three brothers.


But everything wasn’t as it seemed. Simmering just below the surface--

What surface?

—the surface. Anyway, simmering just below the surface, lay a deep dark family secret.

What secret?

For now, merely a secret.

Fortunately, his secretive family fed him, and he grew. Lindsay grew into a devastatingly handsome man + an extraordinary athlete.

Who wrote this, Lindsay?
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Yes. He did once beat David Duchovny at two-on-two basketball.

Interesting. 

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He, in all likelihood, was the only one-seeing-eyed quarterback to become a university quarterback.

I heard he memorized the eye chart to keep his disability from his coaches.

Yes. He did. For Lindsay, it wasn’t a disability; he was born that way. 
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Lindsay threw the longest pass in Canadian Junior History—a 108-yard-touchdown pass.

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108 Yard Touchdown Strike - Lindsay Wincherauk to Gord Boldstad

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2003
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2020 (60th Birthday)

Being the seventh born was rife with challenges. 

“HEY, LOOK AT ME.”

Nobody looked.

“HEY, I’M OVER HERE.”

“We’re tired. Maybe later.”

Lindsay floundered (he prefers sauntered) through life failing (he prefers trying different things). 

His career path ranged from dishwasher to shipper & receiver to hair product huckster to night security to construction worker to sales (various) to hair model, to bartender to bouncer to landscaper to, did I say hair model (?) to driver to DJ to bar manager to hotel manager to almost-nude-model to humorist + comic to opinion editorialist to human resources guru (snippets from that career may be in the 60 section) to an author. 

Wow. Scattered.

Lindsay prefers rounded. 

Lindsay kept eating and growing. To the left above, 2003. To the right, 2020.
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He’s doing something right!

For three easy payments of only $19.95 Lindsay will share his secrets to aging gracefully. 
$27.95 if you live in the contiguous USA

A less than rosy upbringing instilled a touch of insanity in Lindsay + a razor-sharp wit. They, bleeping They, say funny comes from pain. Let’s just say, Lindsay’s hilarious.

Who says stuff like that, Lindsay?

Yes. 

Unflinching pain also blessed Lindsay with the gift of the storytelling gab. So, he started writing and writing and writing. 

His first book Seed’s Sketchy Relationships (how not to become a bar regular) landed him a small following and eventually a gig writing ​Opinion Pieces for a major newspaper.

Cool.

However, life kept rolling on, anchorless, Lindsay, kept looking, and then WHAM—the family secret unraveled in front of Lindsay’s one functioning eye.

What’s the secret?
​

I’m not going to spoil it for you, you can read all about it in his second book.

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73 5-STAR REVIEWS

"genuinely extraordinary"


A 43-YEAR-OLD-MAN, going through the mundane day-to-day realities of life, has his life turned upside down when he accidentally uncovers a dark family secret while renewing his passport. His parents he watched die were not his birth parents. The revelation eviscerates his core causing him to dive into his past in search of his identity. His journey is teeming with debilitating darkness, light-filled discoveries, and is littered with a horde of colourful characters, including David Duchovny, Michael Chiklis, and the Dali Lama. 

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AMAZON - CANADA​
AMAZON​ - USA​
CHAPTERS/INDIGO​
BOOKSHOP

A secret baby boy. Born in a secret place.

The shame of family, community, and religion.


A secret meant to be taken to the grave.

Until, he accidentally discovers, his parents he watched die, weren't his real parents.​

"Most of the time, my heart, beat, like it was trying to escape my ribcage, and not just because of
the copious amounts of caffeine I imbibed while plowing through this memoir.
I think its consumption just set the proper physical stage for the reading of this wild ride.


I literally could not stop.
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I was compelled to keep reading and reading and reading and experiencing this life.
I was jittery; I felt greasy and dirty; I needed a shower; i could not stop reading."

"Sometimes, it is just nice to know that everyone struggles and you're not crazy."


"This book is jam-packed with drugs, drinking, meaningless sex, sorrow, pain and heartache,
yet; also love, compassion, and kindness for others."

Wow sounds great. It’s impressive Lindsay found the fortitude to write his memoir. 

Yeah, some would say cathartic. Lindsay doesn’t really like that word, nor does he believe in closure. He does believe in the vital importance of sharing our stories with each other. 

So, he keeps writing and writing and writing and writing, because he likes to share.
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Being creative is a curse. Lindsay is reworking “Driving in Reverse”—it is morphing into “YOU” (coming soon).

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While you are sitting mouth agape with bated breath, Lindsay is ecstatic you’ve come to his site. Lindsay believes there are countless hours of enjoyment to be gleamed from the hundreds of pages on this site.

If you are looking for his upcoming writing (projects) manuscripts both fiction + non, you’ll find more on each of his works by clicking on the following (except YOU).

  • DRIVING IN REVERSE (already here)
  • YOU
  • GLUE

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  • DEATH SAUCE – A LOVE STORY
  • A 60-YEAR-OLD MAN RUNNING IN FLIP FLOPS (STORIES)​ (SERIES)

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WRITER MAGAZINE SAID
​Our favorite part of this story was its high stakes. Penelope's life is an exceedingly difficult one. We applaud the writer for having the courage to write about such serious subjects. We also thought the opening lines were particularly well-suited to draw us into the story, especially the sentence “The kind of years where she became the chalkboard with kid-after-kid lining up to drag their fingernails across her fragile being.”

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  • I THINK 
  • REVIEWS
  • FOOD
  • MUSIC
  • ​CALENDER

I THINK 

Lindsay can’t stop thinking, which leads to writing, which leads to sharing. In the I THINK section, you will find stories running the gamut from sex to racism to humanity to travel to his collection of Opinion Editorials to WTF. CLICK. CLICK. CLICK.

Check out the Featured Story!
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REVIEWS

You can’t be a good writer, unless you read.

Didn’t Lindsay once say, he’s a writer not a reader?

Yes. He had an idiotic moment. Lindsay has since evolved.

Lindsay reads about one book per week. He loves sharing his thoughts on how these books made him feel. Check out his thoughts in this section!

TOTAL BOOKS REVIEWED = 156


FOOD

A writer’s gotta eat.

Wow. Profound.

Wow. Sarcastic.

Touché.
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Lindsay shares his favorite bites + more stories with food as the backstory. Yum!

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MUSIC
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Lindsay’s love of music led him to become the NUMBER ONE MIXED TAPE DJ at the University of Saskatchewan (1981-1988). Seriously. The only country songs he played were “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” and some ditty about it being 40 below + a heater in a truck + going to some rodeo + Alabama bouncing right and left.

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Let that sink in. NUMBER ONE IN SASKATCHEWAN – no country music. Courageous.

Anyway, as you peruse this site, you will be treated to hours upon hours of rocking tunes.

And, atmospheric tunes, tell them, tell them, tell them.

And atmospheric tunes.

Enjoy!

You are so beautiful
To me
Can't you see
You're everything I hoped for
You're everything I need
You are so beautiful
To me

​CALENDER

​Below is a list of dates important to Lindsay. They likely mean nothing to you. If they don't mean anything, Lindsay suggests make your own calendar.

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THE BIG DAYS

2 - Constanze 45?

Lindsay resides in Vancouver with Bubby + their adorable cat Hana.

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