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This is the gut-wrenching tale of a man whose identity was stripped away with the swipe of a pandemic’s cruel hand. At 60, he watched his life’s work crumble on day one of the global lockdown.

Undeterred, this man embodies resilience; he pens fourteen novels, traces over twenty million footsteps, and digests the wisdom of three hundred books. Yet he battles the crushing realization of obsolescence creeping upon him—his age, a silent thief of relevance.
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Despite his relentless efforts, he feels his voice fading into a void, unheard and ignored—drowning in a nightmare where he and his family teeter perilously close to a downfall as cold and unforgiving as the asphalt that threatens to claim their fate.
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In a world enamoured with curating flawless façades on social media, his pleas for help are lost amid the noise. It echoes back to him as a refrain too often repeated, too easily dismissed. This man, whose pride is as impenetrable as steel, would never stoop to beg. For he knows the true cry for help doesn’t echo—it resonates, it penetrates, it demands to be heard. Yet, in the stark reality he faces, that cry seems but a whisper in the relentless storm of indifferent perfection swirling around him.

What's Inside
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  • I Am Genuinely Lucky
  • I Can't Help Telling Stories
  • Think of the Children (NIMBY + Schools)
  • ​House Cleaning
  • The Lady
  • Randy the →→→ S    T    R    E    T   C    H    E   R.
  • Lindsay – An Unwanted Son (My Life on The Slush Pile) (Interview)
  • Live (Death)-Stream
  • The Meeting
  • I Have Worked As . . . 
  • I Think I Should Drop A Line to the CBC
  • || for A Poem: Falling Through The Cracks: 1, 2, 3.
  • How to make Kimchi
  • Uber Driver Number 1 (The trip to #1's)
  • How to Make Jerk Chicken
  • The Actual Meeting
  • How to Win an Argument with a Toxic Friend
  • How to Win an Argument with Someone You Love​
  • How to Cook Italian Pasta
  • Uber Driver Number 2 (The Return Trip)
  • How to Make a Romantic Dinner: Minute Steaks with Potatoes stuffed with broccoli smothered in melted cheddar.
  • Literally + Surreal
  • Winner. Winner!
  • Mental Health + Addiction​
  • Winner. Winner! (Afternoon Prize Dump)
  • Keep Buying Shoes.
  • The Perks of Aging
  • A CBC FOLLOW UP
  • Wes
  • My Dying Friend Dean on Reading
  • More CBC
  • Privlege?
  • How Was Your Flight?
  • Where Do You Live?
  • Animal Love: Only for the Wealthy?
  • A Conundrum Not Worthy of An Answer Aloud
  • Small Talk
  • The Art of Listening
  • Smoke + Mirrors: Cities and Compassion an Economic Ruse
  • Epilogue: Starting a Conversation

Manuscript Complete = Written in 14 Days

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 Completed: Novella 34,750 Words - Written in 13 Days

Within the labyrinth of the human spirit, “The Days in the Life of Lindsay Wincherauk: An Unwanted Son: Volume 2” unfurls like a map to our collective hearts. Lindsay embarks on a quest to decode our place in the cosmos and kindle the dying embers of compassion, empathy, and kindness.

In the cacophony of our modern existence, our ability to truly hear one another has dimmed, leading to discord where there should be dialogue. This narrative yearns to bridge the gap, offering a sanctuary for the intimate art of conversation, urging us to embrace the transformative power of silence.

Spanning roughly 60,000 words, Lindsay’s story intricately weaves through the fabric of what connects us all on this whirling planet: our shared humanity. His chronicle is a beacon of hope—if we dare to extend tendrils of understanding and warmth, perhaps together we can navigate the shadowy unknowns that loom on the horizon.

At age 63, Lindsay stands in the ruins of his once-thriving career, his spirit besieged by doubt and the weight of despair. Yet he clings fiercely to humour as his shield—because when the world seems hopelessly absurd, laughter can be a revolutionary act.

Lindsay embodies a paradox: his global outlook may bear shades of pessimism, but he staunchly believes in the power of human connection to lighten the burden of existence.
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Dive into “The Days in the Life of...” and find your mind ensnared by its potent narrative. Lindsay’s ghostly touch will grip your soul, drawing you into the depths of his tumultuous odyssey. Get ready to experience a story that will not only touch your mind but captivate your heart and invigorate your belief in the resilience of the human spirit.

What's Inside

  • Michael
  • Smart Enough
  • Sex Club
  • Pain
  • A Cautionary Tale
  • How to be a Friend: How to Help Someone in Trouble – A Dynamic Guide (Always Fluid)
  • What’s the Difference Between Bread and Heroin?
  • Dear Universe, 2024,
  • If You Have the Urge to Send a Struggling Aging Person Inspirational Quotes or Memes: Don’t
  • Embrace the Power of Action
  • Dear CBC
  • A Letter to an Advice Columnist
  • The Job Interview
  • @ 63.5 Work I’m Qualified For
  • Clipboard Person: Training
  • Clipboard Person: Promotion
  • When I’m Living on the Sidewalk
  • The Job Interview: The Taylor Swift Inaudible Version
  • Laugh
  • Graphic Artist
  • Works in Progress + A Plea for Assistance
  • The Difference between Losing Everything @ 20 ~ @ 40 ~ After: 60.
  • Aptitude Test
  • The Graphic Artist
  • Dear Former Employer + Transparency
  • Howard
  • Half Blind
  • All of this Means Fuck All
  • Epilogue

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Everything on this site is a work of fiction. Names, characters, business, events and incidents are products of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

​If you keep chasing
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​you will catch them!

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Be Kind
Never Give Up
You Never Know What Others Are Going Through

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The Generations

The Lost Generation: 1890-1915
The Interbellum Generation: 1901=1913
The Greatest Generation: 1910-1924
The Silent Generation: 1925-1945
Baby Boomer Generation: 1946-1964
Generation X (Baby Bust): 1965-1979
Xennials: 1975-1985
Millenials (Gen Y) (Gen Next): 1980-1994

iGen (Gen Z): 1995-2012
Gen Alpha: 2013-2025

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Month-by-Month (Daytime)
High = Red
Low = Blue

2024*
Hottest: 16th = 31.0 ~ Coldest: Janurary -6 = 19) ~ Days Above 30 = 3

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2023
Hottest: July 15 = 28.9 ~ Coldest: February 24 = .03 ~ Days Above 30 = 0

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2022
Hottest: July 30 = 30.7 ~ Coldest: December 22 = .(5.1) ~ Days Above 30 = 3
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2021
Hottest: June 28 = 33.8 ~ Coldest: December 22 = (5.1) ~ Days Above 30 = 6
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Alltime Vancouver Stats (Hottest + Coldest)

Hottest: 30 July 2009 =34.4

Coldest: 14 January 1950 = (17.8)

Conversion Chart For Americans

Celsius = Fahrenheit

Simple Rule

For every 5 degrees C = 9 degrees Fahrenheit

-40 = -40
-35 = -31

-30 = -22
-25 = -13

-20 = -4
-15 = +5

-10 = +14
​-5 = +23


freezing: 0 = 32 :freezing

​5 = 41
10 = 50
15 = 59
20 = 68
25 = 77
30 = 86
35 = 95
40 = 104

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