Time in Vancouver:

2 COUNTRIES

19,311,300 SQ KM

364,710,000 LIVE

HIGHEST: Mount McKinley - 20,320 ft. USA 

LONGEST:  Mississippi River - 2,530 Miles USA (4)
City populations (below) include metropolitan areas. () = World Rank. ​

CANADA #2

Ottawa
2016 Ottawa Redblacks
Prime Minister: Justin Trudeau (L)
9,984,670 SQ KM (2nd Largest)
Population: 36.4 Million
Toronto - 7.1 Million (53)
McDonald's - 1,427
Obesity - 30.10% (25th)
Guns Per 100 People - 30.8
Gun related deaths (per 100,000) - 1.97
South Korea fits inside - 99.64 times
South Korea - 49.3 Million People
Corruption Rank: 9

USA #4

Washington DC
1992 Washington (NFL)
President: Donald J Trump  (R) - Oh shit...
9,826,630 SQ KM (3rd Largest)
Population: 328 Million 
Los Angeles - 11.8 Million (14)
McDonald's - 14,267
Obesity - 35.00% (12th)
Guns Per 100 People - 112.6
Gun related deaths (per 100,000) - 10.54
South Korea fits inside - 98.06 times
South Korea - 49.3 Million People
Corruption Rank: 16
FOUNDED: July 4 - 1776
Protestant - 51.3%
Roman Catholic - 23.9%
Mormon - 1.7%
Muslim - 0.6% (7th)
1.
Olympia
FROM MY HOUSE = 328 KM
2014 SEATTLE SEAHAWKS
1978 SEATTLE SUPERSONICS
NO BASEBALL
TED BUNDY
2.
Salem
FROM MY HOUSE = 583 KM
1977 Port Trailblazers
NO BASKETBALL
NO BASEBALL
HIPSTERS
3.
Sacramento
FROM MY HOUSE = 1441 KM
2018 Golden State Warriors
2014 SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS
1995 SAN FRANCISCO 49'ers
HORROR MOVIES

KNOWLEDGE

​A knowledgeable man is a free man,
or at least a man who longs for freedom.
4.
Boise
FROM MY HOUSE = 1017 KM
NONE - FOREVER
5.
Salt Lake City
FROM MY HOUSE = 1557 KM
1998 UTAH JAZZ
6.
Carson City
FROM MY HOUSE = 1407 KM
NONE - FOREVER

NAMES OF FORMER CLIENTS

​Glen Stare: Owned an EYE WEAR Laboratory
Cliff Hand: Owned a Laser Tag Business
I was once fired from a job by a man named: Norm Friend
7.
​Phoenix
FROM MY HOUSE = 2491 KM
NONE - FOREVER
8.
Helena
FROM MY HOUSE = ​1166 KM
NONE - FOREVER
W.
Cheyenne
 FROM MY HOUSE = 2194 KM
NONE - FOREVER
As much as I enjoy consuming entertainment,
I prefer to manufacture it.

I IMPLORE YOU TO BE ENTERTAINED!
9.
Denver
 FROM MY HOUSE = 2324 KM
2016 Denver Broncos
10.
Santa Fe
FROM MY HOUSE = 2560 KM
NONE - FOREVER
11.
Bismark
FROM MY HOUSE = 2200 KM
NONE - FOREVER

​INCREDIBLE THINGS

If you spend the majority of your time
in worlds where people are accomplishing incredible things,
all of a sudden that starts to seem normal.
Jon Morrow
South Dakota
Pierre
FROM MY HOUSE = 2292 KM
NONE - FOREVER
12.
Topeka
FROM MY HOUSE = 3173 KM
2015 Kansas City Royals
Nebraska
Lincoln
FROM MY HOUSE = 2907 KM
NONE - FOREVER
13.
Austin
FROM MY HOUSE = 3656 KM
2017 Houston Astros
14.
Oklahoma City
 FROM MY HOUSE = 3397 KM
NONE - FOREVER
15.
St. Paul
FROM MY HOUSE = 2898 KM
1991 Minnesota Twins
16.
Des Moines
FROM MY HOUSE = 3047 KM
NONE - FOREVER
17.
Jefferson City
FROM MY HOUSE = 3426 KM
2011 St. Louis Cardinals
18.
Little Rock
FROM MY HOUSE = 3863 KM
NONE - FOREVER
19.
Baton Rouge
FROM MY HOUSE = 4244 KM
2010 New Orleans Saints
20.
Madison
FROM MY HOUSE = 3282 KM
2011 Green Bay Packers
21.
Springfield
FROM MY HOUSE = 3557 KM
2016 Chicago Cubs

ADVICE FROM A TOP INSURANCE COMPANY EXECUTIVE

The best employee: Is married, 
in debt, with a pregnant wife at home.
Then, we own you!
Words shared by the executive of a major American Insurance Company, based in Minnesota.
The sage advice was given while we sipped a fine sherry at a famous rural Wisconsin Steak House.
Mississippi
Jackson
FROM MY HOUSE = 4233 KM
NONE - FOREVER
22.
Lansing
FROM MY HOUSE = 3862 KM
2008 Detroit Red Wings
23.
Idianapolis
FROM MY HOUSE = 3792 KM
2007 Indianapolis Colts
24.
Frankfort
FROM MY HOUSE = 4072 KM
NONE - FOREVER
25.
Nashville
FROM MY HOUSE = 4067 KM
NONE - FOREVER
26.
Montgomery
FROM MY HOUSE = 4518 KM
NONE - FOREVER
27.
Columbus
FROM MY HOUSE = 4074 KM
2016 Cleveland Cavaliers
West Virginia
Charleston
FROM MY HOUSE = 4292 KM
NONE - FOREVER
Pennsylvania
Harrisburg
FROM MY HOUSE = 4573 KM
2018 Philadelphia Eagles
Maine
Augusta
FROM MY HOUSE = 5342 KM
NONE - FOREVER
28.
Montpelier
FROM MY HOUSE = 5041 KM
NONE - FOREVER
29.
Concord
​FROM MY HOUSE = 5063 KM
NONE - FOREVER
30.
Boston
FROM MY HOUSE = 5094 KM
2019 PATRIOTS
2018 BOSTON RED SOX
Rhode Island
Providence
FROM MY HOUSE = 5072 KM
NONE - FOREVER
NONE - FOREVER
31.
Hartford
FROM MY HOUSE = 4946 KM
NONE - FOREVER
NONE - FOREVER
32. 
Albany
FROM MY HOUSE = 4827 KM
2012 New York Giants
33.
Trenton
FROM MY HOUSE = 4766 KM
2003 New Jersey Devils
Delaware
Dover
FROM MY HOUSE = 4722 KM
NONE - FOREVER
34.
Annapolis
FROM MY HOUSE = 4674 KM
​2018 Washington Capitals
35.
Richmond
FROM MY HOUSE = 4797 KM
NONE - FOREVER
36.
Raleigh
FROM MY HOUSE = 4803 KM
NONE - FOREVER
South Carolina
Columbia
FROM MY HOUSE = 4769 KM
NONE - FOREVER
37.
Atlanta
FROM MY HOUSE = 4460 KM
1995 Atlanta Braves
38.
Tallahassee
FROM MY HOUSE = 4853 KM
2013 MIAMI HEAT
39.
Juneau
FROM MY HOUSE = 2644 KM
NONE - FOREVER
40.
Honolulu​
FROM MY HOUSE = 4358 KM
NONE - FOREVER
Founded: July 1st 1867
Catholic - 40.6%
Protestant - 20.3%
Other Christian - 6.3%
Muslim - 3.2%
1.
Victoria
FROM MY HOUSE = 114 KM
2011 BC LIONS
2.
Edmonton
FROM MY HOUSE = 1160 KM
2018 CALGARY STAMPEDERS
3.
Regina
FROM MY HOUSE = 1742 KM
2012 Saskatchewan Roughriders
4.
Winnipeg
FROM MY HOUSE = 2313 KM
1990 WINNIPEG BLUE BOMBERS
5.
Toronto
FROM MY HOUSE = 4347 KM
2017 TORONTO ARGONAUTS
6.
Quebec CIty
FROM MY HOUSE = 5139
2010 Montreal Alouettes
7.
Fredericton
FROM MY HOUSE = 5700 KM
NONE - FOREVER
8.
Halifax
FROM MY HOUSE = 6125 KM
NONE - FOREVER
Prince Edward Island
Charlottetown
FROM MY HOUSE = 6059 KM
NONE - FOREVER
Newfoundland
St John's
FROM MY HOUSE = 7408 KM
NONE - FOREVER
9.
Whitehorse
FROM MY HOUSE = 2401 KM
NONE - FOREVER
Northwest Territories
Yellowknife
FROM MY HOUSE = 2276 KM
NONE - FOREVER
Nunavut ​
Iqaluit​
FROM MY HOUSE = 10 hr 55 min flight
NONE - FOREVER