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A story about finding yourself after accidently discovering your life started with a lie.

Not every day do you meet someone who watched both of his parents die from The Big C and laid them to rest, only to discover sixteen years later that they weren't his parents after all!

​It's like being reborn as a whole different person.

MY LIFE ON THE SLUSH PILE
A META-MEMOIR

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  • DEDICATION + PREFACE


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FOUNDATION



  • IT STARTED WITH A LIE
  • DAY 1: 16 JULY 1960
  • SHAME
  • NAME DAY: 13 JULY 1963
  • HOME SWEET HOME
  • CHILDHOOD MEMORIES: 11 SEMPTEMBER 1965
  • NO CURFEW
  • TV TRAYS
  • SPAGETTI
  • MY FATHER'S FAMILY: JULY 1970
  • PUPPY LOVE
  • ​MONEY FIGHTS - YEAR 7


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  • HIGH SCHOOL
  • DRIVING LESSONS
  • THE BIONIC WOMAN: 1976-1978
  • VICE WORLD PART 1: SPEED
  • GRIDIRON PURSUITS​

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  • THE BIG C: KNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCK.​
  • VICE WORLD PART 2: BOOZE
  • VICE WORLD PART 3: SEX

  • HELL'S INFERNO: 1980-1985

  • LOVE INTERLUDE: CUPID'S ARROWS
  • UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN...
 
  • THE DAY MY DAD DIED
  • AFTERMATH: 17 JULY 1985-SEPTEMER 1986
 
  • KNOCK. KNOCK. FUCKING KNOCK: IS YOUR MOTHER HOME?
  • AFTERMATH: 12 DECEMBER 1987-MARCH 1988
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  • LOVE + LOSS
  • MORE NAPSKINS
  • CORRIE & VERN'S WEDDING DAY
  • SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE
  • 31 OCTOBER 1989
  • THINKING INSIDE THE BOX: WAXING POSITIVE IN A CONFUSING WORLD

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  • GOODBYE BERNICE + SADIE
  • WELCOME TO VANCOUVER: 14 FEBRUARY 1990
  • ROAD RASH
  • LET'S MEET GAIL
  • ​HOTELIERS + MANUEL NORIEGA
  • FRIENDS + SURGERY + FRIENDS + MORE SURGERY
  • NO BLOOD. NO FOUL
  • MORE SURGERY + HELLO KITTY
  • CHASING NEON
  • WALLY + DANIELLE
  • COCAINE OFF A HOOKERS TITS
  • WAYNE
  • UNRAVEL
  • ANUS
  • RUSSIANS, CLOWNS & DRAG QUEENS
  • NEW FLATMATE + CONCUSSION PROTOCOL

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  • CAN I TAKE YOU HIGHER
  • |TRISH| TRASH
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  • PEOPLE MATTER
  • TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL
  • FARWELL + EVIL + CRACK WHORE
  • PASSPORT: 19 JULY 2003​

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  • NEXT STOPS
  • DEATH OF ROMANCE
  • BOTTOM​​


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  • UP
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  • HALFWAY HOME​​


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  • MONTREAL​​
  • ESCAPE TO NEW YORK
  • TODAY + THAT PLACE
  • LONDON CALLING
  • ​AMSTERDAM

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  • CHOCOLATE LABRADOR
  • ​TURN

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  • VENICE + FLORENCE
  • FLORENCE + MONACO + MONTE CARLO + NICE
  • SITGES, SPAIN
  • BRIVE-LA-GALLARDE, FRANCE
  • GAY PARIS
  • LONDON PART DEUX

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  • GOODBYE 2003

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  • WHERE ARE YOU FATHER?
  • MADELINE
  • PEN PAL
  • A LITTLE NIGGER
  • LET THE TRUTH SET YOU FREE
  • BABY |BROTHER|
  • HELLO FATHER
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY
  • A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE ADOPTED
  • DEAR FAMILY

  • SCREENWRITER MICHAEL
  • SELL YOUR STORY

  • WALKING PNEUMONIA

  • FREE TICKETS
  • ENTER THE CONDUCTOR
  • I DROVE A DEAD MAN TO WORK
  • JOHNNY FOX
  • MY DRIVE WITH A DEAD MAN: CONTINUED
  • GOD'S NEW RECRUIT: 7 MAY 2006
  • STAY AWAY FROM THE MOORS
  • WHO'D PLAY ME?
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  • READING THE SIGNS
  • GREATNESS + THE THING + FOX MULDER
  • I HEARD YOU MIGHT BE MY FATHER​

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  • MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL​
  • ​THE LAST KEY STROKES


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  • ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
  • AUTHOR'S NOTE
  • DEDICATION PART 2
  • ARE YOU STILL HERE?
  • APPENDAGE


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  • LINDSAY WINCHERAUK

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GLUE

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↓ STORY FACTORY↓


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The Generations


NAME

The Lost Generation
The Interbellum Generation
The Greatest Generation
The Silent Generation
Baby Boomer Generation
Generation X (Baby Bust)
Xennials
Millenials (Gen Y) (Gen Next)
iGen (Gen Z)
Gen Alpha
BIRTH START

1890
1901
1910
1925
1946
1965
1975
1980
1995
2013
BIRTH END

1915
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1924
1945
1964
1979
1985
1994
2012
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