LINDSAY WINCHERAUK
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  • DRIVING IN REVERSE
    • DIR: AUTHOR Q + A >
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  • GLUE
    • START
    • BEFORE FACING
    • CHAPTER 1 >
      • CHAPTER 2: IMPROBABLE
      • CHAPTER 3: GLUE
      • CHAPTER 4: WAKING
      • CHAPTER 5: BALANCE
      • CHAPTER 6: ENDING
      • CHAPTER 7: REWARD
      • CHAPTER 8: SPIN
      • CHAPTER 9: 155
      • CHAPTER 10: ACTION
    • CHAPTER 11: LOVING >
      • CHAPTER 12: BIZZARO
      • CHAPTER 14: MUM
      • CHAPTER 15: STRESS
      • CHAPTER 16: HOLD
      • CHAPTER 17: JIM
      • CHAPTER 18: ODE
      • CHAPTER 19: CLEAN SLATE
      • CHAPTER 20: A SHIRT'S TALE
    • CHAPTER 21: BREAKING >
      • CHAPTER 22: DOTS
      • CHAPTER 23: GAY BAR
      • CHAPTER 24: DOTS 2
      • CHAPTER 25: trish
      • CHAPTER 26: CLOSURE
      • CHAPTER 27: denial
      • CHAPTER 28: PUBLIC OFFICE
      • CHAPTER 29: BERT
      • CHAPTER 30: RITCHIE
    • CHAPTER 31: LOOSE ENDS >
      • CHAPTER 32: DISSEMINATION
      • CHAPTER 33: MAYBE
      • CHAPTER 34: LAUGH
      • CHAPTER 35: HERE
      • CHAPTER 36: WHERE ARE THEY NOW
      • CHAPTER 37: COMING
  • D. SAUCE
    • A: OFFER >
      • B: UNPACKING HISTORY - BROUGHTON
      • C: UNPACKING HISTORY - ASHEVILLE
      • D: A LOVE STORY
      • E: HEADING EAST TO ADVENTURE
      • F: HAROLD COURT WASN'T ALWAYS A HEARTLESS PRICK
      • G: PENELOPE + THE VEILED TREE
      • H: JARROD COURT - AN ODDLY GENUINE DUCK
      • I: ARMY LIFE
      • J: SHADOW PEOPLE
      • K: BOTTOM
      • L: LACY + TOMORROW - BAR HOPPING
      • M: BELINDA BLOWS A FUSE
    • N: UPRISING >
      • O: THE UNDERBELLY
      • P: TOXIC LOVE
      • Q: WHO AM I?
      • R: PLANNING THE PLAN
      • S: NEFARIOUS-ITY
      • T: GRIM REAPER
      • U: THE EYE OF THE STORM
      • V: COUP D'ÉTAT
      • W: COUNTDOWN
      • X: BLIND APATHY
      • Y: DIORAMA
      • Z: GOODBYE
    • a: closure >
      • b: sleep comes easy
  • 60
    • A 60-YEAR-OLD MAN RUNNING IN FLIP FLOPS >
      • COMMENCE >
        • 1. bible study >
          • 2. small talk
          • 3. social media
          • 4. amy schumer
          • 5. root canal
    • A 60-YEAR-OLD MAN WALKING >
      • 2021 VIRTUAL WALK >
        • 2021: i resolve
        • 2021 VW: January
      • 2020: MOVEMENT COVID-2020
      • A GOAL WAS SET
      • SASKATOON
      • WALKING HOME
      • STROME
      • WALKING HOME PART 2
      • AMAZING STATS
      • STORYTIME PAGE 1
      • STORYTIME PAGE 2
      • 100 WORDS
      • SCOTTY LARIN
      • GETTING PERSONAL
      • YOU GOTTA EAT
      • WE CHANGED
      • SIPS + FOOD OF THE WEEK
      • THE BONEYARD
      • WORDS
      • WE'D MAKE A PERFECT TEAM
    • A 60-YEAR-OLD MAN INTERPRETS THE BIBLE >
      • 1. GENESIS
  • VIDEO
    • QUICK RANTS
  • i think
    • ONCE UPON A TIME... >
      • LAUGH >
        • C1: PSA + COMFORT ZONE + CLIPBOARD...
        • C2: MARATHON + GARAGE SALE + TATTOO
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        • C5: MASTURBATION + PENIS PICTURES + LOVE MAKER
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      • ARC
      • MAYBE WHEN I HAVE GRANDCHILDREN >
        • C1: VANCOUVER MED
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        • C3: BUCKET LIST
        • C4: NEXT OF KIN
        • C5: MONDAY WITH BERNIE
        • C6: PSA - HAPPY PILLS
        • C7: JEFFBO
        • C8: ALTHOUGH I AM CAUCASIAN
        • C9: YOU HAVE A GIRLS NAME
        • C10: LET THE GOOD + BAD FOLLOW CLOSELY BEHIND IN THE BAGGAGE CAR
      • POUTINE THE BOOK >
        • Poutine Pre-Drippings
        • Important Note
    • ME: AREN'T YOU LUCKY >
      • DARE TO DREAM >
        • HAUNTED FROM THE GRAVE
        • THE SPECIALISTS
        • FIRST TIME
      • do i look like a senior - a story >
        • Seed's Life: 1-5
        • 2 DEAD – 3 INJURED – LIFE PLANS: CANCELLED
        • 2016 WAS
    • HUMANITY + RACISM >
      • COVID-19: PSA - THE IDES OF MARCH >
        • DEAR SOCIAL MEDIA USERS
        • ARE WE THIS FLAWED?
        • kissa tanto
      • Blind Lady + Pants + Chicken + Mikes a... >
        • Just Don't Steal + I'm Not Chinese When I Drive
        • Panhandlers
        • ABAR
      • The Art of Human Interaction >
        • A CLIPBOARD PERSON MAY HAVE...
        • 24 HRS: A SHIRT'S TALE
    • WTF >
      • BLACK SHORTS + THE DISSEMINATION OF SOCIAL MEDIA - C1: HOT LEGS >
        • C2: OVERDOSE
        • C3: TRANSITIONING
        • C4: PENIS COOKIES
        • C5: SCRATCH and SNIFF
        • C6: DEMON CHASER
        • C7: DEMON CAUGHT
        • C8: REBIRTH
        • C9: FHCK
        • C10: PURGATORY
    • LIFE - HACKS + OTHER STUFF >
      • SMALL TALK
      • PONDER THIS
      • Random Thought or Suggestion
      • Seed's: Life Tip #1
    • 24 HOURS VANCOUVER >
      • 24 HRS: A SHIRT'S TALE >
        • 24: NO EXCUSES FOR ALL THAT
        • 24: DUMPED? GET SET FOR A NEW LIFE
        • 24: THE ‘SPARK IS DISAPPEARING—WHAT DO YOU DO?
        • 24: LOVE EACH OTHER AND ENJOY THE RIDE
      • 24: NATURAL DISASTERS, OIL AND DRIVE-THRUS >
        • 24: DTES - EYESORE OR OPPORTUNITY
    • POLITICS: COME FEEL THE NOISE >
      • THE PRESIDENT + CHILDREN TALKING
      • TRUMP VERSUS CANNABIS
      • WALL OR SHAG CARPETING
      • NO PLACE FOR POLITICS
      • 28 Questions about the Inauguration...
    • LOVE + SEX >
      • LOVESTRUCK
      • LADYBUG: HITCHING A RIDE
      • If it ends with a towel - it's not love
    • TRAVEL >
      • oh the places you'll go
      • Osoyoos
      • Border Wall
      • Greg from Germany Butts In
    • EXPERIMENTAL >
      • SOCIAL MEDIA - LOOK AT ME
      • Medium
      • I Was Scolded by a YouTube Book Reviewer
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      • WEATHER >
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      • Africa >
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        • Euro Trip - Oct 8 - Nov 7 - 2003
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      • A fisherman and a Harvard MBA
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  • FOOD
    • EAT: FAVORITES LISTS
    • L + J's Vancouver's Top Burgers
    • EATING DURING COVID
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    • SUIKA
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    • TAKO: REVIEW OF A REVIEW
  • MUSIC
    • FAVOURITE MUSIC
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    • MUSIC THEME CONTEST
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Time in Vancouver:

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BC @ SASK - Aug 12 - 13 - 2017


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It looks like it is just us four, and the team. That's pretty cool. (S's and G's phones ring). We're not supposed to be standing with the players. We're supposed to be on the 3rd floor for orientation, okay—we will be right up.

(Coach Buono meets us on the stairs). You guys are late. 

I think what he meant to say was: memorable. 

(Tyler G - Trip Coordinator). Don't worry about being late. The most important thing you missed was, Wally asked if there were any quarterbacks on the trip.

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One important note: Please remember the coaches and players are working. This is their workspace. They are approachable but please don't ask them distracting questions. They are focused on this game. Enjoy your weekend. We are happy to have you with us. Thank you!

The Stadium cost $280 Million. It was on time and on budget. It seats 33,000. If there are no more questions let's start the tour—I remind you, this is my day off. Okay, ma'am, you have a question. 

Why are there so many butterflies on the field?

Excuse me. I know you said we'd start the tour above the Pil Section, but my wife, just had leg removal surgery. I'm not sure if she can climb the stairs. Honey, do you think you'd be able to climb the stairs?

​NO. No, tour guide, she won't be able to climb, you know, the no legs thingy. I hope this isn't an inconvenience. 

Hello, Coach Buono. Would it be possible to get a photo with you?

Sure, hey, weren't you the late guys?

Coach, I know your quarterbacks are nicked-up. If you need me to go in, I played Junior, University, and, I have the longest touchdown pass in Canadian Junior History, 108 yards. Oh yeah, my friend here, he's a soccer star, he could fill in for your place kicker.

(COACH) Okay, let's warm you up. How long was the pass, 2 yards, a tipped ball, the receiver ran the other 106? You've got good hands. Big hands. Your forearms are a little skinny though. Mr Kicker, let me take a look at your calves. 

What's that Ego—correct him on the 2 yard, tipped ball, taunt? 

Okay, I will. Wally, I used to be a scratch golfer. Huh, Ego, you think I'm an Idiot—golf isn't part of this story?


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Wow, not a bad seat in the house. The site lines are amazing. 

G, can you believe it: for $280 million, if you are sitting in your seat, and you open your eyes—you’ll see the field. WOW.

Out there in that field, through the window, 2 hours before each game, it is set up for tailgating. Yes, you have a question?

Is there tailgating before the games?

Hey, 6-year-old son of the tour guide, who's your favourite all-time CFL Player?

Lady, I'm 6-years-old. 

There are tons of great places to eat by the hotel. There's Western Pizza, McDonald's, —​

OMG, there's a McDonald's?  


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Shall we order: Bring us several drinks—each. For food: we'd like a burger, some ribs, do you have any more meat? You do. Okay, we'll have another beverage, and bring us a large meat pizza, extra meat. No, we don't need vegetables. 

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3 HOUR CONVERSATION NOT FIT FOR CONSUMPTION


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Hello, Mary Jane, you'll be our server? GREAT. Do you have glassware? YES. Do you have Red Bull? YES. Okay, every couple of minutes, bring us some liquids in said glassware and throw in the odd Red Bull. I think we'll have a great relationship. Oh, one more thing, is there any meat lying around the kitchen, there is... GREAT AGAIN... can you throw all of it on a platter and bring it to us. Thank you!

My friend here, used to be a Rider's quarterback, before Kent Austin. (L, what's your before Kent Austin quarterback name?) And, my other friend, he's the back up place kicker tomorrow. You don't believe me. Let him show you his form? See!

Guy's, I must go. I don't want to die. I think if I stay, I might. 

4 HOURS LATER - THE HOTEL ROOM


(Somebody is at the door. They're struggling with the key. He finally enters). Why did I do this to myself. Snore...


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Good morning. Where did you guys end up last night. You don't know? We were all separated. You went for meat pizza. WOW. I'm going to go for a walk. I'll be back in a couple of hours. Before I go, I think I'll flood the bathroom. 

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We love having you on this trip. Remember, this is our workspace. Don't distract the players or me, with ridiculous questions. We are focused on today's game. Now, enjoy the pregame meal!

K, G, S, this is pretty cool, we're having a pregame meal with Coach Buono!

(NOT US) Coach, do you think Halifax will ever have a team? Coach, do you think Hamilton's coach will get fired? Coach, 10-years ago, I was at a game in Calgary, Joe Smith scored two touchdowns: do you remember that game? Coach, coach, coach..?  

(NOT US) I'm not moving to Regina until they lower the prices of booze. What’s that—gas is cheaper here. 

K, G, S, this is pretty cool, tailgating? Who'd of thunk it?


BOX SCORE


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Lion's suck. Lion's suck. 41-8 losers. 

(US) ​Hmm... we're flying back to Vancouver. Nice lake by the way. Wasn't it dug by inmates? 

I sure hope they serve meat on the plane!

MANY THANKS TO THE ENTIRE BC LIONS ORGANIZATION FOR THIS FANTASTIC TRIP!

IN PARTICULAR

COACH: BUONO
VICE CHAIRMAN: DENNIS SKULSKY
SENIOR COORDINATOR: TYLER GAMMON
AND ALL OF THE LIONS PLAYERS + STAFF



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