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  • HAIR →
  • SOCK DRAWER →
  • OUTSIDE
  • KNOCK. KNOCK. →​

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  • ​​FAT →
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  • HUNGRY →​

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  • ​ATTENTION SPAN →
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  • OVER THERE →
  • PIGEONS AREN'T MY FRIENDS →​

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  • ​​RICKY GERVAIS →
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  • CRIME DRAMAS →​

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  • BOATS →
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  • Old Person Amusment Park  →
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  • Day 1 (16 July 1960) → 
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  • Silence → 
  • Get Up ↑↓↑ →
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  • TV TRAYS →​
  • Said the White Guy (A Series?) →
  • Spaghetti 1968 →
  • ​Submission Correction → 

  • ​​​Sunrise →
  • Diminishing →
  • About Me (1-5) →
  • Bubby. Bubby. Bubby. → 

  • High School → ​
  • Stephoes →
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  • Boy on Crutches → 

  • ​​The Bionic Woman 1976-78 → 
  • Vice World Part 1: Speed →
  • ​Skytrain → ​ 
  • Gridiron Pursuits → 

  • The Big C: March 1978 →
  • Jollibee Vancouver →
  • I Am Old Guy → 
  • ​​Shortest Poem → 

Read the poems now. The non-ryhming couplets may not be here forever.

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once upon a time: the story
VISIT: THE SLEEPING SEAGULL BOOKSTORE

DISCLAIMER

Everything on this site is a work of fiction. Names, characters, business, events and incidents are products of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

​If you keep chasing
your dreams, one day
​you will catch them!

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Be Kind
Never Give Up
You Never Know What Others Are Going Through

it makes me happy
when you talk to me

talk here

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The Generations

The Lost Generation: 1890-1915
The Interbellum Generation: 1901=1913
The Greatest Generation: 1910-1924
The Silent Generation: 1925-1945
Baby Boomer Generation: 1946-1964
Generation X (Baby Bust): 1965-1979
Xennials: 1975-1985
Millenials (Gen Y) (Gen Next): 1980-1994

iGen (Gen Z): 1995-2012
Gen Alpha: 2013-2025

Lindsay
Jay

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Month-by-Month (Daytime)
High = Red
Low = Blue

2024*
Hottest: 16th = 31.0 ~ Coldest: Janurary -6 = 19) ~ Days Above 30 = 3

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2023
Hottest: July 15 = 28.9 ~ Coldest: February 24 = .03 ~ Days Above 30 = 0

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2022
Hottest: July 30 = 30.7 ~ Coldest: December 22 = .(5.1) ~ Days Above 30 = 3
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2021
Hottest: June 28 = 33.8 ~ Coldest: December 22 = (5.1) ~ Days Above 30 = 6
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Alltime Vancouver Stats (Hottest + Coldest)

Hottest: 30 July 2009 =34.4

Coldest: 14 January 1950 = (17.8)

Conversion Chart For Americans

Celsius = Fahrenheit

Simple Rule

For every 5 degrees C = 9 degrees Fahrenheit

-40 = -40
-35 = -31

-30 = -22
-25 = -13

-20 = -4
-15 = +5

-10 = +14
​-5 = +23


freezing: 0 = 32 :freezing

​5 = 41
10 = 50
15 = 59
20 = 68
25 = 77
30 = 86
35 = 95
40 = 104

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