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COMING ONE DAY

The expose to blow all other exposes away.

The Secret Life of |BLANK| Industry

​The Ultimate |Blank| Scheme

CONSTANT: IMPORTANT

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Would you use a company that was willing to use COVID-19 as an excuse to terminate your Grandmother or Grandfather?

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  1. How would you feel about a company that used COVID-19 as an excuse to terminate your Grandmother or Grandfather; and then, did everything in their power to make your Grandmother or Grandfather's life difficult?​
  2. And in turn, potentially making your Grandmother or Grandfather homeless?

WHO GET'S TERMINATED?
  1. Your Grandmother or Grandfather in their sixties, making approximately $100,000 per year, or;​
  2. Someone in their thirties, who went to the same high school as... making approximately $40,000 per year?

How would you feel about your Grandmother or Grandfather if they didn't stand up for themselves?

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What would you think of a friend (?) - who you shared 600 meals with, who's been to your home, and you've been to theirs, who after your life has been turned upside down, doesn't even take a second to give you a quick call to see if you are doing okay?

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Douglas + McIntyre
ZG Stories

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On the shelves @ bookstores everywhere soon.

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READ QUINN MORELAND'S REVIEW HERE

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CLICK HERE FOR MORE BOOK THOUGHTS

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FRESH REVIEW OF DRIVING IN REVERSE - THE LIFE I ALMOST MISSED

from GOODREADS

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Life Lesson

Shitty people throughout life will constantly try to break you down and tell you not to chase your dreams or that you will never be good enough.  Do not Listen to them. They are |insert expetive here|. And they are only capable of trying to pretend they are something more than they are. Seriously. Who claims their BS job is their passion?

They do. 

Entitlement comes with delusion. 

September 9, 2021

​I CONCUR
(CLICK BELOW)
​May contain profanity.


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August 1, 2021

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MORE MOUND

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July 18, 2021

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Pitchfork's Review


July 17, 2021

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GREETING CARD UNIVERSE

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JUNE 1, 2021

FRESH OPINION EDITORIAL
A RESPONSE TO


Opinion: It's almost time to shoot the Stanley Park coyotes
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From a coyote's perspective.

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VISIT: THE SLEEPING SEAGULL BOOKSTORE

DISCLAIMER

Everything on this site is a work of fiction. Names, characters, business, events and incidents are products of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

​If you keep chasing
your dreams, one day
​you will catch them!

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Be Kind
Never Give Up
You Never Know What Others Are Going Through

it makes me happy
when you talk to me

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The Generations

The Lost Generation: 1890-1915
The Interbellum Generation: 1901=1913
The Greatest Generation: 1910-1924
The Silent Generation: 1925-1945
Baby Boomer Generation: 1946-1964
Generation X (Baby Bust): 1965-1979
Xennials: 1975-1985
Millenials (Gen Y) (Gen Next): 1980-1994

iGen (Gen Z): 1995-2012
Gen Alpha: 2013-2025

Lindsay
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Month-by-Month (Daytime)
High = Red
Low = Blue

2024*
Hottest: 16th = 31.0 ~ Coldest: Janurary -6 = 19) ~ Days Above 30 = 3

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2023
Hottest: July 15 = 28.9 ~ Coldest: February 24 = .03 ~ Days Above 30 = 0

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2022
Hottest: July 30 = 30.7 ~ Coldest: December 22 = .(5.1) ~ Days Above 30 = 3
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2021
Hottest: June 28 = 33.8 ~ Coldest: December 22 = (5.1) ~ Days Above 30 = 6
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Alltime Vancouver Stats (Hottest + Coldest)

Hottest: 30 July 2009 =34.4

Coldest: 14 January 1950 = (17.8)

Conversion Chart For Americans

Celsius = Fahrenheit

Simple Rule

For every 5 degrees C = 9 degrees Fahrenheit

-40 = -40
-35 = -31

-30 = -22
-25 = -13

-20 = -4
-15 = +5

-10 = +14
​-5 = +23


freezing: 0 = 32 :freezing

​5 = 41
10 = 50
15 = 59
20 = 68
25 = 77
30 = 86
35 = 95
40 = 104

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ONE-EYED-BLIND QUARTERBACK LINDSAY WINCHERAUK HAS BEEN INDUCTED INTO THE EVAN HARDY + SASKATOON + SASKATCHEWAN SPORT HALLS OF FAME!
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