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Time in Vancouver:

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218 Pages


About Lindsay the Website


Site Birthdate: September 27, 2015

What’s this site all about?

It’s fluid.

What does that mean?

It’s ever evolving.

You are confusing me.

I write. I chase dreams. I slay monsters. I share me.

I sing!!!

​Music on every page!

Scantily clad?

Occasionally. Who says clad these days?

I’ll continue.

I write. I share my dreams. Write. Write. Write. Snap a photo. Share it. I walk. Run. Write. I try to make a difference. Understand. Empathy. Compassion. Kindness. Dream.

Keep chasing.

I keep chasing my dreams! Chase yours.

I create.

Shall we travel?

Sure. Where’d you like to go? Where have you been? Where have I been?

Here.

I’m here now.

Slay monsters, injustices, greed.

Read. Read. Read. Oh, so much reading. With each page I read, I learn how little I know.

​I share thoughts on what I have read.

More please.

Snap another photo. Share some words I’ve written. I love you.

I’m hungry. Let’s grab something to eat.

Erase a page?

No. I’ll archive it.

Explore. I’m glad you’ve come.

Talk to me. Send me a message.

Together, let’s make the world a smidgen better.

Does that explain anything?

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26 Pages

My Days
Lindsay
Site Table of Contents
P1: Dream Chasing
P2: LLM - Current Issue
P3: Thoughts on Books
P4: SPB: Current Issue
P5: Coming Soon
P6: The Lab
P7: Odds + Ends 
​Give Something Back
Meet Lindsay
My Calendar
What I'm Reading
I Ate + Drank This
Vancouver's Best Food
More Lindsay
Coming
Completed Manuscripts
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Pitched Manuscripts
​Images
Photos + Words
​Brain Droppings
Dinner Date
Sing
Time + People + Things

Story Labratory
Story Labratory

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Lindsay (My Life on the Slush Pile) - The Memoir
​Not only is this memoir rife with family drama. But it is also the only memoir with a motorcycle crash in Jamaica, an attempted coup in Panama involving Manuel Noriega, a brush with the Dalai Lama in a Vancouver food court, eating breakfast with The Thing from the Fantastic For, and a two-on-two basketball game with Fox Mulder.

The Stairs
Each of us has monsters lurking inside us. 

After being fired at age sixty by a company using the pandemic as cover to replace him with a younger and cheaper model, Lindsay trips nightly into an all-too-real nightmare and must slay the demons from his past to survive. 

Slush Pile
The Stairs

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GLUE

Glue is the follow-up to the extraordinary, genre changing, My Life on the Slush Pile. In Glue author Lindsay Wincherauk meets his birth mother, as his mother for the first time. Alongside her deathbed. And then, he meets his  birth father for the first time, only to have to tell him one week later, You’re not my birth father, my birth mother lied on my birth registration.

And then, as he is wrestling with his sexuality, he becomes a crucial witness in a hate crime.The first Hate Crime Designation in Canada’s legal history.

And then, he suffers a catastrophic stroke.

And then, he performs stand-up.
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All while desperately trying to cobble his fractured life back together. 

Glue
Glue: Start
Glue: Music Waiting Room

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IN PRODUCTION

Poetry

I Am Not a Poet: A Series of Poetry Books, pushes the norms of poetry as I navigate life. Starting with a slice of comedy this series morphs into much more because we live in a world where we have pandemics fighting for airtime with the insanity of war.

Murdered: A story about greed an entitlement. All my crimes were self defense. 

Temps: Humanizing the exploited. Hard Hats + Hard Drugs = Hard Life.

A powerful exposé humanizing the exploited by sharing their stories and uncovering the predatory practices of companies involved in modern-day-slavery. 

Prose: The only way to get out of the book is by finding love. 

Flip Flops
I Am Not a Poet
Once Upon a Time
Murdered
Temps
Prose

Death Sauce Tab


Death Sauce
Hana the Cat (Cartoons)
Sparkly Pingle Ball
Ark
e Phemeral

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Lindsay Last Month: 2022
LVTW: Tennis Federatrion
Scotty Larin
Lindsay Last Month: 2023
1,000,000 Steps July
Howard
Lindsay Last Month: Submissions
1,035 Ups August

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29 Pages

My Days: Archives

My Days: January 2023
My Days: April 2023
My Days: July 2023
My Days: October 2023
My Days: February 2023
My Days: May 2023
My Days: August 2023
My Days: November 2023
My Days: March 2023
My Days: June 2023
My Days: September 2023
My Days: December 2023

Gallery of Art: 2023

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My Days: Archives

My Days: January 2022
My Days: April 2022
My Days: July 2022
My Days: October 2022
My Days: February 2022
My Days: May 2022
My Days: August 2022
My Days: November 2022
My Days: March 2022
My Days: June 2022
My Days: September 2022
My Days: December 2022

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My Days: December 2021
My Days: June-November 2021

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21 Pages

I Think
Osoyoos
e.x.p.e.r.i.m.e.n.t.a.l
I Was Scolded by a YouTube . . . 
I Think: Music Waiting Room
Border Wall
Social Media: Look at Me
Ask Seed
Dare to Dream
German Greg Butts In
Medium
Asked

Bosom Blues
World Statistics
Weather
Lists
Sex (?)
BC Lions @ Saskatchewan
Go
Cats
The Good Stuff

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28 Pages

WORLD

North America
BC Lions @ Saskatchewan
Africa Slides
Europe Trip
Canada Trips
USA Trips
Europe
Asia
Osoyoos
Africa
Europe Slides
Asia Slides

Seoul
Oceania Slides
Central America
Caribbean Maps
Oceania
South America
Central America Slides
Caribbean Slides
Oceania Maps
South America Slides
Caribbean
Jamaica

BE MY GUEST

A Fisherman + Harvard MBA
What Happens When You Don't Care

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Reviews (WORDS)

I Love It: 2023
Favourite Authors (multi books)
I Love It: 2022
I Love It: 2021
I Love It: Page 4
Yes ~ Maybe ~ No
Alltime Non- Fiction
Alltime Hounorable Mention
Top Fiction: 2023
Carol Shields: Prize for Fiction
Top Fiction: 2022
I Love It: Page 2
Tasty
Rock Bottom
Alltime Fiction
To Be Read
Top Non-Fiction: 2023
Reviews of My Reviews
Top Non-Fiction: 2022
I Love It: Page 3
Recommended
Biblioteca
My Other Top Book|s|

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I Wrote
Reviews
Preface
Where to Buy: Canada
Events: 2021
Events: 2018
Driving in Reverse
About the Author
Who's in the Book
Where to Buy: USA
Events: 2020
Media Copies
Q + A
Contents
Signed Copies
Win a Copy
Events: 2019
What's Next?

Driving in Reverse: Snapshots

Page 1
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Page 7
Page 10
Page 13
Page 16
Page 19
Page 22
Page 25
DIR Clippings: Page 3
Page 2
Page 5
Page 8
Page 11
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DIR Clippings
DIR Clippings: Page 4
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Page 12
Page 15
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Page 21
Page 24
Dir Clippings: Page 2

Seed's Sketchy Relationship Theories
Breakfast Television

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13 Pages

music + food

Next Song: Music Waiting Room
Music Theme Contest
Food
Suika
Favourite Music
Eating During Covid
Eat: Favourites List
Kokomo + The Juicery
Favourite Movies + Television
Drinking During Covid
L + J's Top Burgers
Tako: A Review of the Review

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5 Pages

TALK

Writing Resources
Boutique
Postcards
Word Incubator

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DISCLAIMER

Everything on this site is a work of fiction. Names, characters, business, events and incidents are products of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

​If you keep chasing
your dreams, one day
​you will catch them!

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Be Kind
Never Give Up
You Never Know What Others Are Going Through

it makes me happy
when you talk to me

talk here

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The Generations

The Lost Generation: 1890-1915
The Interbellum Generation: 1901=1913
The Greatest Generation: 1910-1924
The Silent Generation: 1925-1945
Baby Boomer Generation: 1946-1964
Generation X (Baby Bust): 1965-1979
Xennials: 1975-1985
Millenials (Gen Y) (Gen Next): 1980-1994

iGen (Gen Z): 1995-2012
Gen Alpha: 2013-2025

Lindsay
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Month-by-Month (Daytime)
High = Red
Low = Blue

2024*
Hottest: 16th = 31.0 ~ Coldest: Janurary -6 = 19) ~ Days Above 30 = 3

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2023
Hottest: July 15 = 28.9 ~ Coldest: February 24 = .03 ~ Days Above 30 = 0

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2022
Hottest: July 30 = 30.7 ~ Coldest: December 22 = .(5.1) ~ Days Above 30 = 3
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2021
Hottest: June 28 = 33.8 ~ Coldest: December 22 = (5.1) ~ Days Above 30 = 6
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Alltime Vancouver Stats (Hottest + Coldest)

Hottest: 30 July 2009 =34.4

Coldest: 14 January 1950 = (17.8)

Conversion Chart For Americans

Celsius = Fahrenheit

Simple Rule

For every 5 degrees C = 9 degrees Fahrenheit

-40 = -40
-35 = -31

-30 = -22
-25 = -13

-20 = -4
-15 = +5

-10 = +14
​-5 = +23


freezing: 0 = 32 :freezing

​5 = 41
10 = 50
15 = 59
20 = 68
25 = 77
30 = 86
35 = 95
40 = 104

Lindsay Wincherauk
ONE-EYED-BLIND QUARTERBACK LINDSAY WINCHERAUK HAS BEEN INDUCTED INTO THE EVAN HARDY + SASKATOON + SASKATCHEWAN SPORT HALLS OF FAME!
THE ONLY HALF-BLIND QUARTERBACK EVER INDUCTED!
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