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MORE FRANK


  • MOVEMENT →
  • A GOAL WAS SET → 
  • SASKATOON → 
  • WALKING HOME → 
  • STROME → 
  • ​WALKING HOME PART 2 → 
  • AMAZING STATS → 
  • GETTING  PERSONAL → 
  • YOU GOTTA EAT → 
  • WE CHANGED → 
  • ​WE'D MAKE A PERFECT TEAM →

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  • A 60-YEAR-OLD-MAN WALKING →
  • 2021: I RESOLVE →
  • JANUARY →
  • FEBRUARY→
  • MARCH →
  • APRIL →
  • MAY →
  • JUNE →
  •  JULY →
  • AUGUST →
  • SEPTEMBER →
  • OCTOBER →
  • NOVEMBER →
  • DECEMBER →


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  • ​​25. MAKE A STRANGER SMILE EVERY DAY →
  • 24. FIND A HAT THAT LOOKS GOOD ON ME →
  • 23. BECOME HANDSOMER →
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  • 22. BUY A HOME IN HAWAII →
  • 21. FART 26 TIMES IN ONE DAY →
  • 20. TURN 61 →
  • 19. BE IN THE BEST SHAPE OF MY LIFE → 
  • 18. WRITE A STORY ABOUT A FISHMONGER → 
  • 17. RECONNECT → 
  • 16. WIN A SHORT STORY WRITING CONTEST →
  • 15. PERFORM STAND UP (AT LEAST ONCE) → 
  • 14. PUBLISH 2 BOOKS →
  • 13. NEVER UTTER THE NAME STARTING WITH T... → 
  • 12. WEIGH 168.9 LBS →
  • 11. READ 56 BOOKS →
  • 10. WALK/RUN 3,000 MILES → 
  • 9. WALK/RUN 6,000,000 STEPS → 
  • 8. SPIN LESS → 
  • 7. SWIM MORE →
  • 6. STOP TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO SWIM → 
  • 5. COME ON A TUESDAY → 
  • 4. EAT VEGETABLES → 
  • 3. LEVITATE MORE →
  • 2. EAT AN APPLE →
  • ​1. BE 33.395% LESS FUNNY

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  • CRAZY – SEAL →
  • I RAN – FLOCK OF SEAGULS →
  • ILLEGAL ALIEN – GENISIS →
  • KISS ME YOU FOOL – THE NORTHERN PIKES →

  • I NEED TO KNOW – TOM PETTY →
  • NO ONE IS TO BLAME – HOWARD JONES →
  • LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL – THE CARS → ​

  • INSTAGRAM – DIMITRI VEGAS → 
  • THE BEAT GOES ON – THE KINGS → 
  • ​LOVE HURTS – JOAN JETT →​
  • DROPS OF JUPITER - TRAIN → 
  • DRUM CIRCLE – SECOND BEACH → 
  • ​VISITING HOURS – ED SHEERAN →​
  • MAKE IT RAIN – FOY VANCE → 
  • ​COME ON, COME ON – BILLY IDOL →​
  • IF YOU WERE HERE – THE THOMPSON TWINS → 
  • PRECIOUS – THE PRETENDERS → 
  • ​I LIKE MYSELF -KFLAY →​
  • SEND ME AN ANGEL – REAL LIFE → 
  • RITMO – BLACK EYED PEAS → 
  • PEACEFUL WORLD – JOHN COUGAR → 
  • VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR - THE BUGGLES → 
  • ​I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT – JAMIE LAWSON  → ​

  • YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO YOUNG – FRANK SINATRA →
  • YOUR SONG – ELTON JOHN → 
  • ​PARTY TO DAMASCUS – WYCLIFF JEAN →
  • PERSONAL JESUS – DEPECHE MODE →
  • TALK, TALK – TALK, TALK →
  • I – KENDRICK LAMAR →
  • DANKE SHOEN – RAY CONNIFF →
  • WHAT’S GOING ON – MARVIN GAY →
  • I’M GONNA BE – THE PROCLAIMERS →
  • A 60-YEAR-OLD-MAN WALKING →
  • YOU WERE BORN – CLOUD CULT →
  • AFTERGLOW – ED SHEERAN →
  • HAWAII HOME →
  • FART VS POOP →
  • HIGH ENOUGH – KFLAY →
  • I GET AROUUND – THE BEACH BOYS →
  • PASSIN’ ME BY – THE PHARCYDE →
  • DRIVER’S LICENSE – OLIVIO RODRIGO →
  • 4 AMERICAN DOLLARS – US GIRLS →
  • ALEX WOOD – STAND UP →
  • PALM SPRINGS – TRAILER → 
  • WITHOUT YOU - TYLER SHAW → 
  • IT’S OKAY – NIGHTBRIDE →
  • WITHOUT YOU – KID LAROI + MILEY CYRUS →
  • BAD HABITS – ED SHEERAN →
  • THIS TOWN – NIALL HORAN → 
  • THIS IS ON YOU - MAISE PETERS → 
  • OVERPASS GRAFITTI – ED SHEERAN →
  • Good Girls Don’t – The Knack → 
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WHAT DO I KNOW?

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  • ​GENISIS → 
  • EXOXUS → 
  • LEVITICUS → 
  • NUMBERS → 
  • DEUTERONOMY → 
  • JOSUHA → 
  • JUDGES → 
  • RUTH → 
  • 1. SAMUEL → ​
  • ​2. SAMUEL

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  • 1. KINGS → 
  • 2. KINGS → 
  • 1. CHRONICLES → 
  • 2. CRONICLES →
  • EZRA → 
  • NEHEMIAH → 
  • ESTHER → 
  • JOB → ​

  • PSALMS →
  • PROVERBS → 
  • ECCLESIATES → 
  • SONG OF SONGS  →
  • ISAIAH→ 
  • JERIMIAH → ​

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  • 1. GENESIS → ​

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SEASON 1

  1. A 60-YEAR-OLD-MAN WALKING
  2. WHO'S LINDSAY
  3. IT ALL STARTED WITH A LIE
  4. WHAT I LEARNED WATCHING THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION
  5. BAKING COOKIES

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  • ​2 STRIPES
  • GUINESS
  • BOMBER MUNCHEN OKTOBERFEST
  • SAID THE WHITE GUY
  • My life is no more important than yours
  • FAT TUG IPA
  • PHILLIPS CRAFT LAGER
  • RAMEN GOJIRO
  • KEVIN + KEVIN
  • NOAH'S CAFE
  • CHICKEN WORLD - FORCED REVIEW
  • BIRTH THEN OTHER SIDE OF THE TABLE
  • AFTER SOMEONE SAYS THIS WAS FORGETABLE, WHY DO THEY KEEP TALKING?
  • REDEEMABLE - WHAT A WORD
  • I'M THE LEAST RACIST: SUGGESTS A SCALE
  • TONSORIAL
  • PROSODY
  • "WE CAN'T HAVE THIS SATURDAYS" - WITH WILLIAM
  • DRY POLL
  • RUN INTO THE WASHROOM
  • ​ABSOLUTELY PERFECTLY SPLENDIDLY DELICIOUS
  • OFF LEASH HUMAN PARK
  • CUT OFF HANDS
  • BOMBER MUNCHEN OKTOBERFEST LAGER
  • SAID THE WHITE GUY
  • MY LIFE IS NO MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOURS
  • RAMEN GOJIRO
  • BIRTH THEN OTHER SIDE OF THE TABLE
  • BAD INFLUENCE SAID BY 66-YEAR-OLD
  • LIFE FANTASY - ALDO NOVA
  • CONTAINER CLOUD THEORY NITRO IPA
  • PANAMEX ESB
  • HEAVEN'S WAITING ROOM
  • STEEL + OAK PILSNER
  • HE'S REACHED A LEVEL OF SELF DEPRICATION WHERE HE DOESN'T REALIZE HOW SELF DEPRICATING HE IS.
  • I'M LEFT HANDED, THEY DIDN'T HAVE RIGHT HANDED GLOVES AT MY SCHOOL SO I LEARNED TO THROW A BASEBALL WITH MY RIGHT HAND.
  • "LIMBO" "SHE'S BEEN HERE BEFORE" BLACK
  • We are all this life.
  • turn off your hazards
  • Carrie March 23
  • Gabriel Garcia Marquez
  • Franz Kafka
  • John Barth 
  • JD Salinger
  • Charles Bukowski
  • Augusten Burroughs
  • David Sedaris
  • Dali Lama
  • Stephen Chbosky
  • Bouncer
  • Night Security
  • Gardner
  • Almost Nude Model
  • XTRA
  • "Airport Bestseller"
  • June 27 - 1026 2.98 BA
  • Joe Lycett
  • 640079 WorkSafeBC Code
  • Tiffany Court is sleeping with Chartwell, the news anchor. Chartwell was the main squeeze of Queen Charlotte - Holly Lodge is a Sanctuary for the insane. 
  • I SAW YOU: You were wearing a hat - I was standing up - I find that i'm usually taller when I stand - Eggs sometime?
  • Military Corey + Casino Tim + Wikipedia Scott + "You know I'm straight" Arnie. A traveler walks into a bar.
  • The only reason I ever need a bag: Is because I didn't buy anything
  • this 24-year-old Korean meets me - how does this happen - we now eat together every day.
  • PORN INVITE NO MONEY SHOT
  • Suicide Boot Camp – Sky Diving
  • All the people I killed were consensual.
  • True Love: When you’re just fucked up enough that you think your love can’t live without you and, you’re right.
  • Print Button on Scott
  • Murder Inc: Slogan: BREATHE
  • I wonder what my farts smell like to others
  • Jarrod: Chip Flavours: New Car – Lamp – Aunt Imelda’s big toe.
  • Career as a poet – Short Poem
  • Book – The Doubters Companion
  • + Fifteen between humans
  • Serial Killers – Chia Pets
  • Anywhere White People are gawking.
  • Doctor visit – helpless – prescribes cigarettes
  • Lady on plane hysterical. She tells her friend in private why? The other passengers’ revolt and ask them to leave the story because it has nothing to do with the story line.
  • The loneliness of the bar is often killed by competition
  • aging can see to that as people spit out experience in an effort to win.
  • I'm the exact opposite of insane.
  • Character: Gary only talks to the back of people’s heads.
  • Peeing at 59.
  • I feel so young.
  • Did 10 years old ever say that.
  • Make life great...again.
  • Pachinko
  • BOOK: FUCK THE PLATFORM
  • Age + a new taunting weigh scale
  • It can even tell when the last time was, I ate chicken. 
  • Gary: Delightfully Awkward
  • Scotty: A contradiction
  • Scott: Relentlessly Sad
  • Jim: Vanilla Extract
  • Gregg: Fictional
  • Jeff: Regretful
  • Definition: Intervened - the intersection between inventing and rage.
  • Cannabis Farmacy Society
  • Ramen eaters on the phone.
  • Coffee chatterers
  • When you are in love and your partner is your best friend, give them everything they want. If you fall out of love, give them their freedom.
  • Travel Book Title: The People Who don't Look Like You |HERE| Are Not to be Feared
  • Travel Book Title: Oh Fuck, White People.
  • Where are the Whites? Stay Away. 
  • The Sayer taught someone how to carry a tray.
  • New Google Assistant Voices: Valerie + Kenny.
  • When I call out people beacuse I think they are ignorant: Am I wrong?
  • Does what I think matter? 
  • Would I be happier dead.
  • It's delightful when something least expected happens when you least expect it. 
  • I don't want to keep fightig for the same things if I'm alone.
  • Carl and Jeonwang Park |arguing| Adam Scott walks by.
  • Passerbys "Jay."
  • Unsolicited niceness.
  • Jack "The Chinese ride the bus from the store for free."
  • Jack "Is this native land. It was is a Persian restaurant."
  • Don't most people pay with a CC. See homeless.
  • Jack "Chink in the armour."
  • ​WORD SALAD - OMG, DID SOMEONE JUST USE CREPUSCULAR?

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