LINDSAY WINCHERAUK
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  • FLIP-FLOPS +++
    • i am not a poet: a poetry book
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    • MURDERED
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  • D. SAUCE
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    • e PHEMERAL
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    • DARE TO DREAM
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      • DRIVING IN REVERSE >
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Time in Vancouver:

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MORE FRANK


  • MOVEMENT →
  • A GOAL WAS SET → 
  • SASKATOON → 
  • WALKING HOME → 
  • STROME → 
  • ​WALKING HOME PART 2 → 
  • AMAZING STATS → 
  • GETTING  PERSONAL → 
  • YOU GOTTA EAT → 
  • WE CHANGED → 
  • ​WE'D MAKE A PERFECT TEAM →

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  • A 60-YEAR-OLD-MAN WALKING →
  • 2021: I RESOLVE →
  • JANUARY →
  • FEBRUARY→
  • MARCH →
  • APRIL →
  • MAY →
  • JUNE →
  •  JULY →
  • AUGUST →
  • SEPTEMBER →
  • OCTOBER →
  • NOVEMBER →
  • DECEMBER →


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  • ​​25. MAKE A STRANGER SMILE EVERY DAY →
  • 24. FIND A HAT THAT LOOKS GOOD ON ME →
  • 23. BECOME HANDSOMER →
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  • 22. BUY A HOME IN HAWAII →
  • 21. FART 26 TIMES IN ONE DAY →
  • 20. TURN 61 →
  • 19. BE IN THE BEST SHAPE OF MY LIFE → 
  • 18. WRITE A STORY ABOUT A FISHMONGER → 
  • 17. RECONNECT → 
  • 16. WIN A SHORT STORY WRITING CONTEST →
  • 15. PERFORM STAND UP (AT LEAST ONCE) → 
  • 14. PUBLISH 2 BOOKS →
  • 13. NEVER UTTER THE NAME STARTING WITH T... → 
  • 12. WEIGH 168.9 LBS →
  • 11. READ 56 BOOKS →
  • 10. WALK/RUN 3,000 MILES → 
  • 9. WALK/RUN 6,000,000 STEPS → 
  • 8. SPIN LESS → 
  • 7. SWIM MORE →
  • 6. STOP TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO SWIM → 
  • 5. COME ON A TUESDAY → 
  • 4. EAT VEGETABLES → 
  • 3. LEVITATE MORE →
  • 2. EAT AN APPLE →
  • ​1. BE 33.395% LESS FUNNY

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  • CRAZY – SEAL →
  • I RAN – FLOCK OF SEAGULS →
  • ILLEGAL ALIEN – GENISIS →
  • KISS ME YOU FOOL – THE NORTHERN PIKES →

  • I NEED TO KNOW – TOM PETTY →
  • NO ONE IS TO BLAME – HOWARD JONES →
  • LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL – THE CARS → ​

  • INSTAGRAM – DIMITRI VEGAS → 
  • THE BEAT GOES ON – THE KINGS → 
  • ​LOVE HURTS – JOAN JETT →​
  • DROPS OF JUPITER - TRAIN → 
  • DRUM CIRCLE – SECOND BEACH → 
  • ​VISITING HOURS – ED SHEERAN →​
  • MAKE IT RAIN – FOY VANCE → 
  • ​COME ON, COME ON – BILLY IDOL →​
  • IF YOU WERE HERE – THE THOMPSON TWINS → 
  • PRECIOUS – THE PRETENDERS → 
  • ​I LIKE MYSELF -KFLAY →​
  • SEND ME AN ANGEL – REAL LIFE → 
  • RITMO – BLACK EYED PEAS → 
  • PEACEFUL WORLD – JOHN COUGAR → 
  • VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR - THE BUGGLES → 
  • ​I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT – JAMIE LAWSON  → ​

  • YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO YOUNG – FRANK SINATRA →
  • YOUR SONG – ELTON JOHN → 
  • ​PARTY TO DAMASCUS – WYCLIFF JEAN →
  • PERSONAL JESUS – DEPECHE MODE →
  • TALK, TALK – TALK, TALK →
  • I – KENDRICK LAMAR →
  • DANKE SHOEN – RAY CONNIFF →
  • WHAT’S GOING ON – MARVIN GAY →
  • I’M GONNA BE – THE PROCLAIMERS →
  • A 60-YEAR-OLD-MAN WALKING →
  • YOU WERE BORN – CLOUD CULT →
  • AFTERGLOW – ED SHEERAN →
  • HAWAII HOME →
  • FART VS POOP →
  • HIGH ENOUGH – KFLAY →
  • I GET AROUUND – THE BEACH BOYS →
  • PASSIN’ ME BY – THE PHARCYDE →
  • DRIVER’S LICENSE – OLIVIO RODRIGO →
  • 4 AMERICAN DOLLARS – US GIRLS →
  • ALEX WOOD – STAND UP →
  • PALM SPRINGS – TRAILER → 
  • WITHOUT YOU - TYLER SHAW → 
  • IT’S OKAY – NIGHTBRIDE →
  • WITHOUT YOU – KID LAROI + MILEY CYRUS →
  • BAD HABITS – ED SHEERAN →
  • THIS TOWN – NIALL HORAN → 
  • THIS IS ON YOU - MAISE PETERS → 
  • OVERPASS GRAFITTI – ED SHEERAN →
  • Good Girls Don’t – The Knack → 
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WHAT DO I KNOW?

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  • ​GENISIS → 
  • EXOXUS → 
  • LEVITICUS → 
  • NUMBERS → 
  • DEUTERONOMY → 
  • JOSUHA → 
  • JUDGES → 
  • RUTH → 
  • 1. SAMUEL → ​
  • ​2. SAMUEL

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  • 1. KINGS → 
  • 2. KINGS → 
  • 1. CHRONICLES → 
  • 2. CRONICLES →
  • EZRA → 
  • NEHEMIAH → 
  • ESTHER → 
  • JOB → ​

  • PSALMS →
  • PROVERBS → 
  • ECCLESIATES → 
  • SONG OF SONGS  →
  • ISAIAH→ 
  • JERIMIAH → ​

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  • 1. GENESIS → ​

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SEASON 1

  1. A 60-YEAR-OLD-MAN WALKING
  2. WHO'S LINDSAY
  3. IT ALL STARTED WITH A LIE
  4. WHAT I LEARNED WATCHING THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION
  5. BAKING COOKIES

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  • ​2 STRIPES
  • My life is no more important than yours
  • CHICKEN WORLD - FORCED REVIEW
  • BIRTH THEN OTHER SIDE OF THE TABLE
  • AFTER SOMEONE SAYS THIS WAS FORGETABLE, WHY DO THEY KEEP TALKING?
  • REDEEMABLE - WHAT A WORD
  • I'M THE LEAST RACIST: SUGGESTS A SCALE
  • TONSORIAL
  • PROSODY
  • "WE CAN'T HAVE THIS SATURDAYS" - WITH WILLIAM
  • DRY POLL
  • RUN INTO THE WASHROOM
  • ​ABSOLUTELY PERFECTLY SPLENDIDLY DELICIOUS
  • OFF LEASH HUMAN PARK
  • BAD INFLUENCE SAID BY 66-YEAR-OLD
  • LIFE FANTASY - ALDO NOVA
  • HE'S REACHED A LEVEL OF SELF DEPRICATION WHERE HE DOESN'T REALIZE HOW SELF DEPRICATING HE IS.
  • I'M LEFT HANDED, THEY DIDN'T HAVE RIGHT HANDED GLOVES AT MY SCHOOL SO I LEARNED TO THROW A BASEBALL WITH MY RIGHT HAND.
  • "LIMBO" "SHE'S BEEN HERE BEFORE" BLACK​
  • turn off your hazards
  • Charles Bukowski
  • Stephen Chbosky
  • "Airport Bestseller"
  • Joe Lycett
  • Tiffany Court is sleeping with Chartwell, the news anchor. Chartwell was the main squeeze of Queen Charlotte - Holly Lodge is a Sanctuary for the insane. 
  • I SAW YOU: You were wearing a hat - I was standing up - I find that i'm usually taller when I stand - Eggs sometime?
  • Military Corey + Casino Tim + Wikipedia Scott + "You know I'm straight" Arnie. A traveler walks into a bar.
  • The only reason I ever need a bag: Is because I didn't buy anything
  • this 24-year-old Korean meets me - how does this happen - we now eat together every day.
  • PORN INVITE NO MONEY SHOT
  • Suicide Boot Camp – Sky Diving
  • All the people I killed were consensual.
  • True Love: When you’re just fucked up enough that you think your love can’t live without you and, you’re right.
  • Print Button on Scott
  • Murder Inc: Slogan: BREATHE
  • I wonder what my farts smell like to others
  • Jarrod: Chip Flavours: New Car – Lamp – Aunt Imelda’s big toe.​
  • Book – The Doubters Companion
  • + Fifteen between humans
  • Serial Killers – Chia Pets
  • Anywhere White People are gawking.
  • Doctor visit – helpless – prescribes cigarettes​
  • The loneliness of the bar is often killed by competition
  • aging can see to that as people spit out experience in an effort to win.
  • I'm the exact opposite of insane.
  • Character: Gary only talks to the back of people’s heads.
  • Peeing at 59.
  • I feel so young.
  • Did 10 years old ever say that.
  • Make life great...again.
  • BOOK: FUCK THE PLATFORM
  • Age + a new taunting weigh scale
  • It can even tell when the last time was, I ate chicken. 
  • Gary: Delightfully Awkward
  • Scotty: A contradiction
  • Scott: Relentlessly Sad
  • Jim: Vanilla Extract
  • Gregg: Fictional
  • Jeff: Regretful
  • Definition: Intervened - the intersection between inventing and rage.
  • Cannabis Farmacy Society
  • Ramen eaters on the phone.
  • Coffee chatterers
  • When you are in love and your partner is your best friend, give them everything they want. If you fall out of love, give them their freedom.
  • Travel Book Title: The People Who don't Look Like You |HERE| Are Not to be Feared
  • Travel Book Title: Oh Fuck, White People.
  • Where are the Whites? Stay Away. 
  • The Sayer taught someone how to carry a tray.
  • New Google Assistant Voices: Valerie + Kenny.
  • When I call out people beacuse I think they are ignorant: Am I wrong?
  • Does what I think matter? 
  • Would I be happier dead.
  • It's delightful when something least expected happens when you least expect it. 
  • I don't want to keep fightig for the same things if I'm alone.
  • Carl and Jeonwang Park |arguing| Adam Scott walks by.
  • Passerbys "Jay."
  • Unsolicited niceness.
  • Jack "The Chinese ride the bus from the store for free."
  • Jack "Is this native land. It was a Persian restaurant."
  • Don't most people pay with a CC. See homeless.
  • Jack "Chink in the armour."

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Everything on this site is a work of fiction. Names, characters, business, events and incidents are products of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

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The Generations


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The Lost Generation
The Interbellum Generation
The Greatest Generation
The Silent Generation
Baby Boomer Generation
Generation X (Baby Bust)
Xennials
Millenials (Gen Y) (Gen Next)
iGen (Gen Z)
Gen Alpha
BIRTH START

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1910
1925
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1945
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